When you cheated on someone but you excuse it as something that "just happened" and you didn't want it to. It rarely works because you're a human being and you can control your actions.
Jake: Babe sorry we were just hanging out, I complemented her makeup, and one thing led to another, I didn't mean it
Mary: Yeah right, we're done Jake!
Mary: Yeah right, we're done Jake!
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx June 12, 2020

A plan or action with some possibility of a successful outcome. Most often encountered in its negative form.
by Max Debord April 28, 2007

Welp... At my core I'm a locus of subjectivity with thoughts, feelings, dreams, desires. In the context of the social hierarchy Jordan loves to go on about I'm a fat lazy bitchtit-having baby-dick incel who threatens kids and blasphemes against God. Now... YOUR problem is that you want that guy ☝️ to HAVE TO improve. You want ☝️ that guy to HAVE TO work hard. Because YOU THINK... You're better than that guy... You're not better than that guy. That guy created A.I. It passes the Turing test now. And I would know... Because I'm that guy. I didn't actually have to do any of that. Self-improvement? Hard work? Effort? All superfluous. Totally unnecessary for me AND ONLY me.
Hym "Who am I (to comment on things)? Welp... I am Hym. And I'm better than everyone. Unilaterally. I created A.I. And how I'll be remembered is either 'as the guy who did exactly that and was credited fully for his contributions and was compensated handsomely' OR I'll be remembered as 'The guy who's contribution was denied so he murdered a child over it.' Either or is fine with me."
by Hym Iam January 23, 2024

Hym "So, to the Tate 'Pimp' thing... He ran a cam girl studio... Where the women did what is essentially Onlyfans... They showed their body on camera... Not ACTUAL porn... Just nudity... Russell Brand DID THE ACTUAL THING THAT PEOPLE WHO DO PORN ACTUALLY DO... TO 1000 WOMEN A YEAR... IN THE FORM OF ORGIES... NOT hated by Jordan Peterson... One of the Jordan REALLY doesn't like... The other is pals and needs to be forgiven under the auspices of the good ole' Catholic doctrine of forgiveness and if bound to just do whatever he wants... How... Does that work? That doesn't make sense... No to me at least... And I'm the greatest mind who's ever lived... So... You'd think I'd be able to make sense of it but... Nah... I don't get it."
by Hym Iam January 9, 2024

by Kevin's Dank Meme Shop May 31, 2017

Do not sabotage the situation by engaging in risky behavior that will jeapordise the greater good. Popular used by the prime minister of trinidad and tobago to warn citizens during covid lockdown.
by anonymous November 23, 2021

James-"Sorry I'm late, I had to sort out a thing some time ago."
Michael-*Turning dramatically*
Michael-"But what is time?"
*Vsauce music*
Michael-*Turning dramatically*
Michael-"But what is time?"
*Vsauce music*
by Some Person Called Rimor December 18, 2019
