flippy thing

Also known as a dick when not in an erection.

Your flippy thing is wet.

by Adolf Feldkamp August 10, 2018

do things

(v.) the act of performing sex acts viewed as heinous, dirty, and vile, even if they’re not, acts that might lead to Damnation. Usually said by a sexually shy or inexperienced person, or by most anyone when not in a private setting. Can be used to excite sexual arousal.

“He made me…do things…to him….”

“Wanna go do things in the tool shed?”

by Frozen Prevert October 15, 2024

Baby Thing

A baby, toddler, child.

Avoided's bringing his Baby Thing out today, I hope she will not be crabby today.

by 302FordGirl July 20, 2008

Jizz Thing

A Jizz thing is somebody who bathes in jizz - normally they gather in packs and avoid revealing they are Jizz things' to make themselves feel less weird about their obsession.

I'm all for a bit of fun but those Jizz things take it too far - tis a dirty habit!

by Bendy dick scrumple sack January 12, 2021

Frank things

When someone is doing "Frank things" it refers to the act of guzzling cum.

Last night got a little crazy at the sperm bank and I ended up doing Frank things

by Mmfishy June 30, 2025

HELP IM SHITTING (random object/thing)

used by people on tiktok as a reaction to a mildly funny tiktok that apon reading will instatly make the video unfunny.

"BRO HELP IM SHITTING (random object/thing)"
"i can guarentee you typed this with a straight face shut up"

by englishgenius January 14, 2024

big ol thing of sexy

My husband

Baby you look like a....... a big ol thing of sexy...

by Herpahepagonnaphill November 12, 2020