Jordan Cards

Jordan Cards are the horrific cards anyone can pull in any card games.

I got a full house what’d you get? Damn I got Jordan Cards

by anonymous November 25, 2023

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Man Card

Something that assholes think is revoked for doing something unmanly, but is actually taken away if you say douchey things like the word "man card"

Normal guy: I think High School Musical 2 was a pretty good movie.
Douche: Bro: I'm gonna have to take your man card away for that one!
Normal guy: Well, I'm gonna have to take away your man card for saying the word "man card"

by billwillbilly June 3, 2021

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disappoint-day card

Opening a birthday card in hope of recieving a large amount of money, but all you get is a birthday card.
Disappoint-day card = Disappointing birthday card

Boy 1: Dude, did you get the $60 from your grandparents for that new game in your birthday card?

Birthday boy: No, all i got was a disappoint-day card.

by Dcom001 May 23, 2011

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Eat the red card

When an individual is completely refusing to follow the rules or acting in a completely irresponsible manner, usually with no respect to the outcome.

Derived from a Jordan Holmes story of a soccer playing committing an offense, receiving a yellow card, eating said card, then receiving a red card for eating the yellow card, and finally eating the red card while being ejected from the game.

Lawyer 1: "Oh god my client is refusing to hand evidence over to the state, he is destroying any chance of winning this case and I might be sanctioned over this."
Lawyer 2: "Your client is really trying to eat the red card on this one."

by coystags August 25, 2023

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Trump Card

this is a ultimate weapon you use when you have nothing else to use to win and it will blow your enemy away easily... for instance you trying to fight a monster made out of fire and nothing works and you throw a bucket of water on it that you was saving to drink on a rainy day son... and you worrying about surviving without it...no worries you have no choice but to use it to survive it anyway. it may not always be as drastic as this but it paints the master piece quite nicely.

i didn't want to but you made me resort to my trump card

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 7, 2022

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The murph Card

To use the murph Card is too is to use the name of an ugly kid we know .. he is but ugly and has a afro.
If someone slegs you and u say "u look like murph" u would be doing that

"HAHAHAH URE GAY MATE "
" you look like murph"
" I CANT BELIEVE U PLAYED THE MURPH CARD"
*Cries in coner

by Gerard Lavery March 18, 2008

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