“Never in my nine lives” bites off the whole cats have nine lives thing. It’s what you say when something’s so unbelievable, it’s like it never happened, not even once across all nine of your lives.
“Girl, you're crazy if you really think I’m buying that story. Never in my nine lives would I fall for that.
by Opiumbae September 9, 2025
Get the never in my nine livesmug. That one goth girl on Instagram who is a paid moderator in the discord server you're in that posts thigh and monster pics and you're too scared to follow so you just like every signal photo because you're a fucking creep and hope they both will and won't notice.
the fuck
the fuck
She set her bio “thighs save lives”
You: Damn thighs save lives
Decent Humane Society: what the fuck
You: Damn thighs save lives
Decent Humane Society: what the fuck
by femboyorgans March 8, 2022
Get the thighs save livesmug. somebody, typically a southern mom, who loves the phrase live laugh love unironically, and they use it day to day. they also typically buy merchandise associated with it.
amy and lauren recently went on a trip to hobby lobby, and bought a live laugh love pillow. they would later bring this back to their house, where their kids made fun of them, calling them live laugh love moms
by paeudonym1994 June 27, 2022
Get the live laugh love mommug. by one sick calf March 6, 2010
Get the sicker calves have livedmug. ASKHOLE: The person who wants to request songs of you WHILE you are performing live music.
noun Vulgar.
Slang.
a stupid, mean, or contemptible person.
adjective
Slang. stupid, mean, or contemptible.
noun Vulgar.
Slang.
a stupid, mean, or contemptible person.
adjective
Slang. stupid, mean, or contemptible.
This drunk LIVE MUSIC ASKHOLE not only screamed requests for a completely non-related genre of music (ex: band currently playing Howling Wolf and LIVE MUSIC ASKHOLE is screaming for Dave Matthews Band) while the singer songwriter bandleader musician multi-instrumentalist did his best to not make eye contact, she actually tried to grab the microphone out of his hand. When escorted away from the stage she is livid, mumbling and cursing as if she has been wronged.
by tiacorinnahd June 19, 2018
Get the Live Music Askholemug. An example of ip logging on live chat
Support: How can I help you?
Me: *copypastes rickroll link*
Support: Your IP is insert ip. Your location is insert location. You have been reported.
Support: How can I help you?
Me: *copypastes rickroll link*
Support: Your IP is insert ip. Your location is insert location. You have been reported.
by i eat uranium fuel rods June 5, 2023
Get the ip logging on live chatmug. A documentary and wake up call about Dicyanin A glasses made by john carpenter and disguised as the coolest movie ever .
Bruce: Yo! Last week, I totally scored me a pair of those THEY LIVE glasses! I want a Divorce! You look like your head fell into the cheese dip! And I ain't getting a cent in alimony! Plus you've got a dick!
Caitlyn: hmm.,ok baby.Mamma don't like Tattle tales. And..I suggest you double check our PRENUP whilst wearing THEY LIVE shades. Btw you look as shitty to us.!
I thought THEY LIVE was a great film which social commentary about the duality of man. But then I watched THEY LIVE whilst wearing THEY LIVE glasses!
Bro: told you we are sooo fucked .
Dude: we are so fucked
Caitlyn: hmm.,ok baby.Mamma don't like Tattle tales. And..I suggest you double check our PRENUP whilst wearing THEY LIVE shades. Btw you look as shitty to us.!
I thought THEY LIVE was a great film which social commentary about the duality of man. But then I watched THEY LIVE whilst wearing THEY LIVE glasses!
Bro: told you we are sooo fucked .
Dude: we are so fucked
by Edith Mubauls January 11, 2021
Get the They Livemug.