The Two Song Rule

Generally applied at parties to prevent guests from putting on a shit album and everyone having to listen to it in its entirety. Anyone may put songs on and after two songs anyone may change the music. The Credence Clearwater Revival rule is the only exemption to the two song rule. Once a CCR album is started it must be listened to until it is finished or until the person who put it on wants to change it.

Guest 1: "I'm going to put some music on"
Guest 2: "yeah well don't put shit on, and if you do the two song rule applies"

Guest 1: "Hey I'm sick of this CCR I'm putting something else on"
Guest 2: "Like fuck you are, CCR rule applies"

by JackTwo May 31, 2010

Two Shot Wonder

Upon taking 2 shots of an alcoholic beverage of about 40%, (standard vodka) you vomit instantly

Russian: Hey Wilson, SLAM 2 SHOTS
Wilson: Alright, *slams 2 and pukes*
Russian: HAHAHA TWO SHOT WONDER URBAN DICTIONARY TIME

by PaRuski January 13, 2011

two kings and a queen

a common nickname for the Miami Heat's big three. In reference to the highly acclaimed skills of King James and his fellow initial King-in-residence D-Wade. The queen refers to their submissive counterpart who married into extensive fame and subsequent acclaim.

Hey did you guys see the two kings and a queen shut down the magic for one half and then get pummelled for the rest of the game?

by The_real_Stefan_Blueberry March 18, 2011

two ball stew

just another in the long list of man juice names

I heard her she is a gobbler of many a two ball stew

by heynow_1 May 10, 2007

two inch pinch

A person with an incredibly small penis.

I can not have sex with you because you have a two inch pinch

by dik fuck February 1, 2017

Two Cheek Tango

When a person, whilst alone in a public restroom, upon completion of the act of defecation, discovers that there is insufficient toilet paper to finish "wiping", and said person must pinch their buttocks together, hike their pants mostly up, and quickly hop to another stall so they may finish their "wiping" endeavour.

Todd, after eating a large bean burrito, discovers that he has run out of toilet paper. After his calls for help go unheaded, Todd has to "two cheek tango" to the neighbouring stall.

by Ezekiel Stone May 31, 2010

Two Pinned Inplug

someone who interferes children. In that case likes to have sex with children.

I will not accept you application to be the caretaker for the school you fucking two pinned inplug!

by clarkycat September 9, 2009