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law degree

course that will require you to read 1000+ pages per week. will make you wish you could fly. or were super richer. or anything but what you are doing.

beware of the law students that call themselves lawyers and walk around in suits trying to prove to the world and themselves something or another.
Guy 1: DUDE! What is UP with that ugly ass looking bitch over there. Why does she have so many books?
Guy 2: Oh man! She must be taking a law degree!

Girl 1: Oh my god, why the HELL does that guy insist on coming to lecture in a suit all the freakin time!?!
Girl 2: Because he's taking a law degree, as are you. And I only asked how you were to make small talk so stop wasting my time and let me do my reading bitch.
by avalaw February 18, 2009
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Law of Attraction

The belief that positive or negative thoughts bring positive or negative experiences into a person's life.
The ‘Law of Attraction’ is a real thing
by KaedanClub September 9, 2020
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outdated laws

Dumb laws that are outdated, but are still the rules and regulations.
A person in Detroit may not tie an alligator to a fire hydrant because it is one of many outdated laws.
by Loretta621 March 12, 2012
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buddy law

when one person hits your friend youare souposed to hit the person that hit your friend
" man im gonna bitch slap that little punk" " hey! buddy law"
by lushus lucias April 16, 2004
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Bewley's Law

When a game comes out based on a bad movie, its game will 100% of the time be much better.

Likewise, when a game comes out based on a bad movie, its game will 100% of the time be much worse.
Person 1: I heard the new (movie) game came out, it looks good!
Person 2: Bewley's law, man.

Person 2 is conforming to Bewley's law.
by Bob Nintendo September 15, 2009
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Tanner's Law

Just because Tanner sleeps with you doesn't mean that you are dating, talking, or a thing in any way. It simply means you were in his way and just cute enough to sleep with.
"Dude these cute chicks won't move."
"Tanner's Law man"
by mr wizard man April 4, 2015
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Russell's Law

The hotter a girl is on the internet, the more likely it is she is fake and/or has a penis.
Jack: So what happened with you and that cute Asian girl you met online?
Craig: Russell's Law.
Jack: Oh...

Jack: How big was it?
by The Doooooooom September 7, 2016
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