california raisin thief

A prominent Burglar of restaurant collectibles stole my California raisins that I collected from Hardee’s

Some a hole came over from Minnesota and stole my California raisins that I collected from Hardees, hence forth that person will forever be know as a California raisin thief

by Liloilo August 9, 2021

California surprise

The act of when a girl is sucking on your penis and you unexpectedly jizz all over her face

I gave her her great California surprise

by Nooooooodlfuck January 9, 2018

California hike

Going to any sort of outdoor nature location with the express purpose of smoking weed and not actually caring about hiking.

Dave said he wanted to go hiking with me but it ended up just being a California hike.

by bababoooeyy September 28, 2023

The California Sleeper

Finishing in a girls buttcrack while she is sleeping, without her knowing then pulling her pants up and going to sleep.

Hey last night I gave you The California Sleeper

by Chasin Sugsi April 15, 2025

California Bear

A guy from California who is on top of their stuff and makes the most out of their life

" Yo you see him on his grind?"
"Yeah man, he's a California bear"

by Bal_Cear September 4, 2020

California

The state burning to the ground with communists and sprite drinking rappers.

I went to California but soon left because it was a danger to my mental health.

by LDOGG55 January 11, 2022

California Cottage Cheese

When a female with a yeast infection rubs her vagina all over someone's face, leaving a chunky white paste behind. This is an extended version of a snail trail

This woman gave me California Cottage Cheese because I was unaware she was infectious

by Motorman20 March 17, 2020