The next big "epidemic" that the government will make up too keep us on our toes. Will come shortly after Pig flu is forgotten.
by drjemt May 6, 2009
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hunters used to kill ducks with ease or "fuck up the duck" now "fuck-a-duch"
hunters used to kill ducks with ease or "fuck up the duck" now "fuck-a-duch"
by TK May 13, 2005
Get the fuck-a-duck mug.One who hangs around the sanitation area of a building waiting for someone to enter a cubicle so they can pop their head under and/or make stupid noises to annoy them. Once the frustrated person leaves the cubicle they will be harrased and quite likely flashed.
by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2004
Get the toilet duck mug.1) He Who (on a regular basis) has sexual relations with ducks 2) a woman who spreads hers legs before a duck
Tommy Hayes reguarly fucks ducks, he is a duck fucker , or "we all fuck ducks" an accurate refrence could be the poem "fuck fuck fuck a duck, screw a kangaroo, fingerbang an arangatang at your local zoo"
by DuckLover42 April 17, 2009
Get the Duck Fucker mug.Blowing breath into your partner's mouth during a half-open-mouthed kiss which make him or her looks like a peking duck.
1: find a partner
2: ask him/her nicely if they want to try the peking duck kiss
3: if they agree, grab their face and make sure they won't run away like a duck
4: do the normal kissing, but add a little bit air blowing and see how they like it
5: if they do, blow more
6: if they do not, blow more, if you fail, go back to step 3
7: enjoy
1: find a partner
2: ask him/her nicely if they want to try the peking duck kiss
3: if they agree, grab their face and make sure they won't run away like a duck
4: do the normal kissing, but add a little bit air blowing and see how they like it
5: if they do, blow more
6: if they do not, blow more, if you fail, go back to step 3
7: enjoy
Me: I gave my boyfriend a peking duck kiss...
BFF: How does he like it?
Me: He broke up with me. I blow him away. lol
BFF: How does he like it?
Me: He broke up with me. I blow him away. lol
by HoleyCow October 29, 2017
Get the peking duck mug.by Duck cult leader March 27, 2021
Get the duck cult mug.Cho duck, as you can see from the above definitions, is the King of Ducks. Legends say that he is 8745's relative, which is why Cho duck is so 8745. He has indeed went through an accidental transformation which made him into a human. The scientist who transformed him was called 8785, 8745's great-great-grandfather. He invented the transforming machine, the 'Duckinator 2000', which had been demolished in the same day as Cho duck was transformed.
Cho duck is now currently studying in LSC.
The Unknown Story Behind The Cho Duck
As a former duck, Cho duck thinks that ducks are smarter than all organisms, even humans. He has then made a secret society, 'Duck4Eva', to demolish and rule the world. As a result, some brave humans stood up to him, creating a society named 'DuckBusters'. 'Duck4Eva' and 'DuckBusters' battled for 2 years. Then it was banned because of the racket they were making. The 'DuckBusters' has been banned, but it is still here today, which is still planning how to get past the 'Duck4Eva' society. The 'Duck4Eva' society had been demolished, and Cho duck had fled from the scene. He is still here, biding his time and waiting for the chance to rise again.
Cho duck is hated by a lot of humans. As humans cannot understand Duckglish ( duck language ), and Cho duck does not understand English, he had misunderstood many questions and flunked an astonishing number of exams.
Cho duck is now currently studying in LSC.
The Unknown Story Behind The Cho Duck
As a former duck, Cho duck thinks that ducks are smarter than all organisms, even humans. He has then made a secret society, 'Duck4Eva', to demolish and rule the world. As a result, some brave humans stood up to him, creating a society named 'DuckBusters'. 'Duck4Eva' and 'DuckBusters' battled for 2 years. Then it was banned because of the racket they were making. The 'DuckBusters' has been banned, but it is still here today, which is still planning how to get past the 'Duck4Eva' society. The 'Duck4Eva' society had been demolished, and Cho duck had fled from the scene. He is still here, biding his time and waiting for the chance to rise again.
Cho duck is hated by a lot of humans. As humans cannot understand Duckglish ( duck language ), and Cho duck does not understand English, he had misunderstood many questions and flunked an astonishing number of exams.
by GREG_YT14 December 3, 2019
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