When you are prairie dogging and extraordinarily large, girthy turd and you watch go in and out with a hand mirror.
I used my sister’s hand mirror last night to do the Texas prairie dog.
That shit I was holding was worthy of a Texas prairie dog. I watched it for a good 20 minutes go in and out.
That shit I was holding was worthy of a Texas prairie dog. I watched it for a good 20 minutes go in and out.
by Eaton Holgoode November 6, 2018
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Takes a Child molester , illegal alien, drug dealing minority, Swoogie. Puts a noose around their neck with a long rope lead. Ties it to the bumper of their truck. Taking said Swoogie
For a high speed long distance walk out to the Desert.
Takes a Child molester , illegal alien, drug dealing minority, Swoogie. Puts a noose around their neck with a long rope lead. Ties it to the bumper of their truck. Taking said Swoogie
For a high speed long distance walk out to the Desert.
Back about 20 years ago this was actually in the news.
A person got sick of criminal minorities in his town. Dragging one to his death.
Dude: See that pos ( wetback, nigger, spic ) drug dealer?
Dude 2: yeah the dude that smells like spit and malt liquor with the gold teeth
Dude: yeah that one.... Gonna take him for a long ride Texas truck skiing. Grab the rope for me
A person got sick of criminal minorities in his town. Dragging one to his death.
Dude: See that pos ( wetback, nigger, spic ) drug dealer?
Dude 2: yeah the dude that smells like spit and malt liquor with the gold teeth
Dude: yeah that one.... Gonna take him for a long ride Texas truck skiing. Grab the rope for me
by The Prospect December 11, 2013
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by trams os U ?tuo ti erugiF December 31, 2012
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Meaning: " man what happened to your arm Billy ?"
Billy : "oh man shit with Rita got hot last night and she gave me a Texas chainsaw handjob"
Meaning: " man what happened to your arm Billy ?"
Billy : "oh man shit with Rita got hot last night and she gave me a Texas chainsaw handjob"
Meaning: " man what happened to your arm Billy ?"
Billy : "oh man shit with Rita got hot last night and she gave me a Texas chainsaw handjob
Billy : "oh man shit with Rita got hot last night and she gave me a Texas chainsaw handjob
by Gangstaaaaaa February 27, 2015
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Kid A: I was late to school because my mom was giving me a Texas Style Handjob!
Kid B: That explains the hold up in the carpool lane
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Whenever I choke the chicken I like to go Texas Style because it feels better
Kid A: I was late to school because my mom was giving me a Texas Style Handjob!
Kid B: That explains the hold up in the carpool lane
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Whenever I choke the chicken I like to go Texas Style because it feels better
by HeyCouldYouLendMeAHandyRealQui September 15, 2010
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by hashcodes November 18, 2010
Get the texas pillow mint mug.When a man or woman is jacking off 2 dicks at the same time and their hands are going up and down simultaneously simulating driving a semi-truck.
by Tyrone666 January 20, 2010
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