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Bone Tard

Something Amanda yells when she gets mad at her computer.
"Stupid Computer! You're a Bone Tard!"
by SSSkylar October 9, 2008
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destructo-tard

someone hell-bent on performing self-destructive acts after a misfortune, despite requests to be reasonable
Don't hit your phone, you friggin destructo-tard. Just give it a second.

After wrecking his Mercedes, Bill either gained new great zest for life or became an utter destructo-tard, sleeping with anything that moved, and drinking enough to fell a horse.
by jarge20 September 26, 2010
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Wing Tarding

A retarded form of windsurfing practiced by middle-aged men in the rain off the south coast of England.
Rich: Hey Al, wanna go wing tarding this afternoon, the weather looks particularly shite?
Al: Sure thing, be there in a sec, I just need to smash one out
Tim: I'm too drunken to tard, gonna jetski instead. See you guys later.
by WannaBeWingTarder March 10, 2021
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molasses tarded

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by isabellAdefined April 25, 2022
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Crit-tards

Retards who use Critical leaders in Raid and messes up for everyone trying to get the Rare drops from the Crit-resistant body parts.
They include, but are not limited to, the following units:
Avant, Korzan, Griff, Zedus etc
And so another Crit-tard joins the party in Raid and makes everyone's life miserable.

I wish those Crit-tards would learn to play the game properly and not destroy everyone else's contribution.
by DPShiro September 15, 2016
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Remo-tard

When someone forgets something they themself's told you about
Luke: hey man whats that Av u use,
jaz: Avast
Luke: oh yeh i told you about it..
jaz: Lol remo-tard
by jbegg January 28, 2009
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Tardy Tards

This applies to people who are constantly late. Generally people in their teen years as they have not completely come to appreciate punctualality as a sign of adulthood.
"Hey! We will never make it to anything on time if you don't stop acting like a bunch of Tardy Tards!"
by Noremac1981 December 29, 2020
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