thomas

thick mommas

kevin: “you see those thomas over there?!”
brian: “DAMMMMN”

by coolkidjuulkid123 December 28, 2018

Will Thomas

Peddooooooooo

Friend 1: Have you heard of the new rapist in town..
Friend 2: yeah its will thomas

by Arkinnn March 18, 2024

thomas ferguson

the fucking goat...however if made angy he WILL touch you

is this a thomas ferguson moment?

by thomas'laptop March 26, 2025

Thomas

A fuck ass nigga who fucks freshman on the weekend and plays basketball on the weekdays, cool guy but nobody fuck with that hoe ass nigga.

You fuck w that nigga Thomas ?, Fuck Nah.

by By Thomas’s father March 26, 2023

Thomas

Jewish prep school dropout who drinks because he is homosexual but is afraid his dad will take away his truck if he comes out of the closet

That girls cute I wish she had a brother stop being a Thomas

by Jwowob6969 August 13, 2025

Jayden R Thomas

The largest of the large. If I had a dollar for every pound she weighed I could make everyone billionaires. Any food left unattended especially ice cream will be decimated.

-Hey man did you see that girl destroying her meal?
-Yeah dude she looked like Jayden R Thomas

by happyproudrainbow June 22, 2025

Thomas Crewe-Read

Stupid bitch with weird teeth and weird hair that likes to watch small children. He often goes to state school playgrounds in recess with a high-zoom camera and films them going down the slide. He likes it deep.

Parent 1: “Thomas Crewe-Read is here! Fucking protect your kids”

Parent 2: “Damn straight, ni, get that creepy bastard fat 🥷🏿 out of this shithole!”

by SlipperySloshy January 16, 2023