J-hole

A polite way of calling someone a jackass and an asshole at the same time.

That man just cut me off. What a J-hole!

by Miss Milkshake August 3, 2005

j-hook

A "J" Hook is when you incert you finger, most commonly the middle finger, into a womans vaginia and curve it upwards to form a J. You then preced to tickle the womans G-Spot until the female sits up, grabs you be the ears, and screams "FUCK ME, NOW".

Daniel gave Melissa the J-Hook last night. See cummed all over the new bed sheets and could not walk because her legs were so weak.

by 1hank1 March 17, 2007

Poppa-J

Refers to a person who was around at the time of the Great Flood. One who's sexual functions has shut down, so that he must stick his dick in a fridge just to get it hard. See also: fag, homo, old shit, DIE IN A FIRE.

"Holy shit! I feel so Poppa-J today. I want to just dress up in spandex and watch Richard Simmons."

by Baby_Huey May 5, 2005

J-bag

A word commonly used to define one who is constantly trying to scam free shit off of others even though they clearly have more money then them.

Ned pulled another j-bag manuever today; he went down to the cafeteria to get a coffee, but when he went to the register to pay he told the lady it was water.

Ned hobbled his dirty j-bag ass over to Patty's desk to see if he could score some more free shit from her and her co-workers.

by Gary Madison December 11, 2006

Squap-J

A term used to describe one who masterbates while slapping their dick

Wig squap-J'd himself thinking about teej.

by MaseWigTeejJrobBob November 2, 2008

j-term

The month of January where students at Colby College and Middlebury College take one class therefore demonstrating they are a bunch of pussies, compared to the rest of college students that have several classes per day and still manage to have more fun. Particularly those studying in Vermont, California and Colorado where "j-term" means "joint term" pertaining cannabis.

Two guys at new years party:

Pussy from Colby:
Ya January won't be too bad, we have a j-term

CU Boulder Fratboy:
FUCK YOUR J-TERM JUST BLAZE EVERYDAY AND DONT BE A PUSSY YOU PREPPY WANNA BE IVY LEAGUE FUCK!

by thereefer420 February 4, 2013

J-Rod

Screwing over all of your co-workers. When called out for said screw over the "J-Rodder" whines to Boss and proceeds to call out of work the next day to avoid further confrontation between screwed over co-workers and himself.

Real friends dont J-Rod on each other. Dont be a J-Rod!

by JustTehTip September 9, 2019