ceiling fan door

A person who identifies as a ceiling fan and a door.

D:First you were a ceiling fan now you're a door X3

M:Like bro I'm gEnDeRfLuId there for I can be a dOor...I'm bOtH.... A CEILING FAN DOOR

by Bull. T May 15, 2018

Door Monkey

A Door Monkey is a Door Lock and Pinch Guard used to clamp onto doors. It is a child safety product.

We need to get some Door Monkeys for our home to stop our toddler from getting into the rooms.
Bring the Door Monkey with you to grandmas house.

by Door Monkey Door Lock November 28, 2013

Dumptruck Door Slam

Analogy:
The act of eating pizza and passing out.

Sex Position:
When you bend over a large butted "dumptruck" of a woman, and at the point of entry, she slams her butthole shut.

Analogy:
Yo bro, I totally Dumptruck Door Slammed last night.

Sex Position
Yo bro, I totally got Dumptruck door slammed last night.

by Dumptruck Door Slam September 4, 2025

wooly door

A door made out of sheep wool and or an entrance to a hairy buthole

Hey that girls has a wooly door

by j hookington June 1, 2014

twink next door

A twink that usually lives near a happy family, prowling for DILFS that are tired of their wives. They often are treated as something resembling a side-chick, in straighter terms. Also may be called a homewrecking twink.

"That twink next door stole my fucking husband! My husband is fucking a twink!"

by 1nc_a June 8, 2025

The Door Ritual

"The Door Ritual" is where you get up from the office desks and go to the entrance of the store to choose your next customer, opposed to waiting for a customer to talk in the store and them choosing somebody to work with.

Marcus can be seen at his job using "The Door Ritual" to gain more sales than ever before!

by MarxusTheeGOAT April 1, 2023

Back Door Man

A highly specialized carpenter.

"The entrance to my home from my backyard was boring until I hired a back door man."

by modsquare July 29, 2023