Prestonwood Christian Academy

where rich kids go to learn about the same stuff every year.

Friend 1: You go to Prestonwood Christian Academy?
Friend 2: Yeah, we're learning about Noah's Ark again.

by tanya "discombobulated" miller November 18, 2019

Trinity Christian School

Trinity Christian School has a ridiculous dress code. Socks could only be blue, white, black, grey, or HUNTER green. only could wear trinity sweatshirts. People got drunk in the bathroom, smoking, and sex in the parking lot, as well as they, forced under your own will to stay at school events. Love the rich, hate the poor. PreppyAF Trinity is better than Seton.

Trinity Christian School is an absolute hellhole, where they force you to stay at events and make you dress like you are from the 1800's.

by Good ol' Christian Boy November 19, 2018

Christian Death Metal

A funny oxymoron that Christian kids use to go against "The Man" and still be a "good" Christian kid. Ironicly the blasphemy, sexuality and violence of many death metal bands and songs are overlooked in this "genre".

"I went to Hot Topic and got this fuckin' sweet new shirt!"
"Cool, I got this sweet ass new spiked dog collar and this shirt that says, 'Lust is Pimp'!"
"Cool, let's go get ready for church!"

by CypressLB May 13, 2005

Christian "Flake" Lorenz

Flake is a keyboardist in german Neue Deutsche Härte band Rammstein.

Do you know that Christian "Flake" Lorenz is keyboardist?

by sssSomebody March 8, 2018

lakeside christian school

Lakeside christian school is a wonderful school! Girls are thots and love to deny it and boys are fuck boys that are shit. Drama is the most loved thing at Lakeside, can’t go a day without sum tea☕️. And we can’t forget that the teachers are special asf😊

wow she definitely goes to lakeside christian school

by D..g January 17, 2019

Rey Christian Arendain

A very clever man living in an Island found in the Philippines named Olango.
He's kind hearted and has a lot of community involvement activites.
He is pretty handsome inside out!
A.k.a. dj ianstein gwapo

You are somewhat of Rey Christian Arendain

by djiansteingwapo April 4, 2022

Christian the flute blower

An edgy fuck that likes big dicks.

BillyBobJoe - Damn, Christian the flute blower gives out great blow-jobs.

by Christian the flute blower January 22, 2019