Flavor Blasted

When a fart is so unfathomably rank that you're able to taste it.

Me: *farts*
Friend: "Woah, that was flavor blasted!"

by flavorblastedturdfarts January 9, 2023

Jittle blast

When 2 males jizz in each one of a females ears then blast music in her ears using headphones.

Hey Jim, remember Linda from Arby’s? We gave her a jittle blast.

by Unknownnutbuster February 4, 2024

blasting outer space rocket

Adj: someone who is too stupid to know the correct use of the "Urban Dictionary"

Oh wait!

Your a blasting outer s
pace rocket!

Hey Billy what are you looking at!

Billy: The urban doc dictionary!

What word?

Billy: Blasting outer space rocket

by Noxipoo420 April 4, 2017

Snatch-blast

Snatch-blast is when a girl or guy shoves half gram or more of meth rocks in her pussy!

"No more butt loads for me I just did a snatch-blast!!"

by Hitkitty1988 October 10, 2016

Booch Blast

When your kombucha fizzes upon opening and blasts all over you

"Sorry I'm late, I had a booch blast"

by zzburg May 9, 2019

Malibu Blast

finger blasting someone inside of a Chevy Malibu

Killer weekend with Nina, treated her to a Malibu Blast. had to get the car detailed after

by Dave Roth February 11, 2024

Turkey-blasted

The action of dropping the toilet breaking, body shaking, earth quaking dookeridoo that inevitably follows Thanksgiving dinner.

"Don't worry, Joe, eat as much as you can! I bought a bulk pack of extra soft TP to help avoid any anal fissures once we're all turkey-blasted." said Janice before beginning the annual family Thanksgiving dinning experience.

by KarensRntUs September 15, 2020