Tard Guard

Slang for a special education teacher

Person: Look at the tard guard over there.

by JackAttack1U November 19, 2024

minger tard

Someone who's appearance and stank shall not be endured within the distance of 43.67 royal cubits, but also is mentally stunted to such a degree that the special class looks like Oppenheimer's team.

That minger tard Jacob Gardener came into the club thinking he was hot shit, but he got laughed out by the $5 hookers and the slews. A few minutes later, the US's ARG showed up thinking there was a nuclear contamination in his wake.

by BappoHotel January 22, 2025

SPUN-TARDED

Meth induced retardation.

When someone has used copious amounts of methamphetamine to the point of retardation.

Man look at that SPUN-TARDED guy. He is talking to the shadow people. Get him a sandwich, shower and a nap

by anonymous March 24, 2022

e-tard

Someone who is internet illiterate.

may01:that was great!
juny02: i know, right? lol
may01: what's lol?
juny02: laugh-out-loud, you e-tard!

by d3moni March 21, 2009

Tard

Contrary to popular belief, tard is not short for retarded. That is totally offensive. Tard is actually a combination of two words put into one. Tard is the words lard and turd put together. It's still an insult.

Girl - "You're an absolute tard!"

Boy - "What?! You jerk!"

tard lard turd

by The Universe in a Tube September 15, 2016

e-tard

A person that finds internet and email usage mentally challenging.

This email has gone to all the wrong people; my boss is such an e-tard!.

They'll never get the internet back up, they're just a bunch of e-tards.

by scubaduder February 18, 2010

Typ-Tard

Slur used to reference neurotypical "people"

Check out these typ-tards socializing

*shudder*
wow how neurotypcal

by dedmuus July 2, 2025