cummo stones

when you haven’t nutted in a long time and you get a build up of pressure similar to kidney stones. very rare disorder

Hey bro, i haven’t nutted in forever, i think i might have cummo stones.

by bigballer122 March 1, 2019

stone off

to tell someone to commit to jumping off a bridge

Hey why did you kill me in PvP?
Go stone off please.

by Travis4562 March 3, 2019

Illogical Stone

A gemstone that can only be found at the heart of a collapsed star. It can break the laws of physics, bend space-time, create copies of matter, and basically anything else that’s ‘impossible’.

“Man, I hate Newton’s first law of motion...”
“You wanna borrow my Illogical Stone?”
“Yeah, sure!”
(Reverses Newton’s first Law of Motion)
“Thanks, Franklin!”
“Anytime, Adams!”

by Josh Ceeven March 5, 2019

Stone

a fat fag thats usually a blonde thats bad at sports and annoys the hell out of people. He likes all the girls but cant get any pussy. Hes very bad at sex and makes it uncomfortable and awkward. None of his friends like him but they have sympothy.

Dang stones a hoe and annoys us to death.

by H0oes699 March 7, 2019

stone age parenting

When your parents take all of your electronic shit as punishment.

Little Billy keeps getting D's on his report card. It looks like it's time for some stone age parenting.

by Shit paper March 15, 2019

Stoned as a brick

when your so stoned and you feel so solid

Dude you look as stoned as a brick

by Dom1441 December 14, 2018

dong stone

The 8th infinity stone located in Earth.
This stone has most dangerous power in universe called DING-DONG

I DONT KNOW WHERE U R, BUT I WILL FIND U AND OWN U DONG STONE ...

by PhesojtheMuslim July 23, 2018