sloppy Irishman 

a variant of beef stew where the perpetrator mistakenly has diarrhea, thereby dousing the victim with stew.

Woah, I think Jeremy just gave Steve a sloppy Irishman.

sloppy Irishman by dinfin November 23, 2019

sloppy midwestern storm 

When a bigger southern girl rides you so fast her fat slaps together making what sounds like thunder until you cum so hard it represents rain.

I came so hard last night when my girl gave me a sloppy Midwestern storm

sloppy midwestern storm by Big fat chick November 30, 2019

Sloppy jollopy 

A sloppy jollopy is when you spunk in your hands then slap a person in the face

Haha Ryan loves a sloppy jollopy

Sloppy jollopy by Bdrysdale December 9, 2019

sloppy pumpkin 

The sexual act of achieving orgasm by using a rotting pumpkin as a makeshift male masturbatory aid.

I was taking out the trash and I caught my roommate giving himself a sloppy pumpkin with the jack-o-lanterns we threw out a few weeks ago. Ugh, it's almost Christmas, it was nasty.

sloppy pumpkin by Chancellor Berry Newt December 24, 2019

Sloppy Joe

Another name for former vice president and 2020 candidate Joe Biden.

Damn could you imagine ever voting for old Sloppy Joe?

Sloppy Joe by goatfucker420 January 1, 2020

Sloppy tortilla

When you eat a little too much Taco Bell, have a fiery and spicy turd perfectly placed in between the breast of your companion. Soon after, you titty fuck her before she finishes you off with a sloppy bj.

I want to eat some Taco Bell tonight so we can spice up our romance in bed with the ole sloppy tortilla.

Sloppy tortilla by DizzyMcDiz January 14, 2020

Sloppy Joe

When a female (or male) shits on a dick during anal sex

Damn this sloppy joe is messy as fuck!

Sloppy Joe by Buttplugger69 January 15, 2020