Sexual Regret

Thought you are having sex with a person and figuring out it wasn't them.

The Catholic Priest Felt Sexual Regret when he accidentally molested a little girl not a little boy.

by Crzyfkr October 9, 2010

Metro-sexual

If you're pretending to be gay to get close to a girl, but she starts to catch on, and she asks you what sexuality you are, it's your best answer.

"Are you gay, cause you act gay, but you were staring at my boobs," "I'm not gay, I'm metro-sexual."

by Anonymously obvious suspect January 31, 2014

sexual drive by

Sliding your hand across a mans pants before sleeping together to ensure proper girth.

A sexual drive by is when you're On your first date or so you need to check the size out before wasting any more of your time.

by MISSHAIRSTYLIST February 23, 2014

Sexual Encountee

Individuals who are subject to a cock blocker.

If I'm a cock blocker, what does that make the other two? Sexual Encountee(s)

by pizzaeater August 9, 2014

Sexual philanthropist

A polite way of say a 'Slut'

She is a bit of a sexual philanthropist...

by *> Wildebeast <* October 30, 2014

Sexually salty

When you’re feeling sexual but you’re salty asf because you have no one that loves you

Man I’m feeling sexually salty. :(

by I_d_f_k_69 July 29, 2019

Gary-Sexual

Gary-Sexual

The sexual practice of somebody who gets sexually aroused by old names eg 'Mary, Mandy, Frank'

Sexual orientation:
Hetrosexual
Bi sexual
Homosexual
Gary-Sexual

by Tableclub October 10, 2019