salty liver 

When you consume way too much alcohol that's your liver gets mad at you.

Jerry drank 16 pints of cold brew last night, he definitely caught a *Salty Liver*

salty liver by _SirHumble January 4, 2023

salty guava 

When you give someone a cream pie and let it dry inside

Bro 1: Yo I gave Amanda a salty guava last night
Bro 2: Bro

salty guava by Sex Cum January 8, 2023

salty guava 

when you let a creampie dry inside your pussy

Bro 1: Yo I gave Amanda a salty guava last night.

Bro 2: Bro

salty guava by Sex Cum January 8, 2023

Salty geyser 

Ejaculate in partners mouth then tell your best joke

Stand back..

Avoid it like a salty geyser .
Funnier than a salty geyser.

Salty geyser by Sweet misogyny January 25, 2023

Salty Dog 

Salty Dog: someone with a insane foot fetish, that wants to lick toes, feet and legs. They suck and lick the salt off of them. Obsession with toes and goes manic and mad with lust for toes and feet.

Good lord, get this salty dog a salt lick, leave my toes alone!

Salty Dog by Voodoo_Scriber February 2, 2023

Salty Joe 

The act of taking a dump in a toilet and then when you’re finished, immediately start jerking off and eventually ejaculate in the same toilet without previously flushing. This act usually occurs when a man is running low on time and needs to get both out of the way quickly.

Kostas: “where the hell is Dylan? We are gonna be late for the show”
Johnny: “he’s in your bathroom dropping a salty Joe”

Kostas: “disgusting”

Salty Joe by TheGreekGenius February 8, 2023

Salty Dipstick 

The Act of sucking Semen off a Penis After the Performance Of Docking , Spitting the Semen into the Anal Cavity, Insert Penis Into cavity to measure the amount of Semen deposited.

Featuring a translucent outer shell with a solid inner core, Salty Dipstick series is more like a work of art.

Salty Dipstick by Suron Thamos February 20, 2023