bill slap

(verb) the act of slapping your forehead in shock upon receipt a $5000 mobile broadband bill when you thought you had signed an unlimited use contract

An Oklahoma woman who bill slapped herself so hard that she had to visit her local emergency room, has filed a lawsuit against AT&T (NYSE: T) and RadioShack (NYSE: RSH) after she purchasing a netbook with a 3G data plan and receiving a $5,000 bill for exceeding her monthly data cap.

http://www.informationweek.com/news/telecom/business/showArticle.jhtml?articleID=215600328&subSection=News

by GeorgeDawes March 12, 2009

slap a dick on it

Applying man-logic to a bitches' issue

MAN: What do you want to eat?
WOMAN: I don't know...
MAN: I'll just slap a dick on it

by gigolo_wrangler May 11, 2016

Yoon Slap

A crazy-ass slap by someone to anywhere on your body. That includes the penis.

A: Holy shit, Ryan just got yoon slapped on the arm!
B: Look, he's holding his arm and screaming his head off in pain!

by dskfhsad;fh;a December 6, 2006

slapping fives

Hanging out. The term derives from someone meeting up with a group of friends and greeting them with the appropriate handshake of that particular sub-group of friends, who then proceed to hang out.

"Homeboy here was s'posed to pick my ass up at the bus station, but was slapping fives with Pookie and Deaner."

by xfactor_7777 January 23, 2007

Badge Slap

When someon huffs on their work badge before slapping you with it.

I was leaning over Ponyboy's cube when chunk got a badge slap on me.

by 231 October 5, 2008

cock slapped

Being directly hit in or around the face repeatedly by a dick.

Guy1-Dude are you still with your girlfriend?

Guy2- No she left me after I cock slapped the beyatch

by Porchdik2016 October 4, 2016

Rat Slap

The most badass rapper ever. Member of the recently formed "Rat Slap and the Rat Pack" an underground freestyle rap group of ethnically diverse college students, rumored to have been started late at night in a college dorm. Their first album, predicted to be released in 2013 is under the working title, "Rat Trap."

"Dawg, dat Rat Slap be da biggest homie in da hood."

by thisonetimeatbandcamp April 23, 2012