Samuel Carvalho

Sucks at Rainbow Six Siege (and everything else)
No life chud
Posts himself way too much
Military School boy

Samuel Carvalho, you're a bum, kill yourself.

by Nick Rubino December 20, 2025

Shabulous

Sublime appreciation of an unruly or chaotic state that is somehow perfect and wonderful in it’s own way

Everything here is glorious chaos. It’s shabulous!

by MissJet23 December 29, 2025

pink samuri sword swallower

someone who sucks or swallows dick.

yor a pink samuri sword swallower. or you like to swallow pink samuri swords

by gregtothew May 13, 2011

Bearded Samurai

Using your penis to "split" open a hairy vagina prior to intercourse, usually first thing in the morning.

I woke up before her, rolled her over and gave her the ol' Bearded Samurai before she knew what hit her.

by DJ Drano July 25, 2011

Velvet samurai

Someone highly skilled in the art of penetrating the 'velvet underground' with the 'pork sword'.

Dude #1: That guy looks like a real velvet samurai.
Dude #2: Indeed, my gaydar is off the scale right now.

by Piotr Dahl September 4, 2012

Squatting Samurai

Someone who is able to take a duke in a busy public restroom without being noticed

Man in bathroom to friend: Wow! I didn't even know there was a squatting samurai in the stall next to me until I heard him open the door!

by dixter's September 30, 2013

Swamp Samuria

A derogatory term for a person of Asian decent that hangs with homies of the African decent.

Kevin soon realized he turned into a swamp samuria after hanging around Tyrone and his gang.

by JsusFish February 19, 2015