A piss rocket has occured whenever a white person takes methamphetamine or sometimes other stimulants via the urethra before engaging in typically violent intercourse. Prototypical piss rockets took place inside the anus of a living human body. However, at the time of writing, the anus requirement is context independent for all piss rocket events. While piss rockets are generally considered to be unlikely due to their painful nature, safety dictates that every reasonable facsimile of an anus be considered sufficient to provoke the violent act.
Did you read about the piss rocket on Wednesday over at the local Church of Jesus Christ of Latterday Saints? Two are confirmed deceased while another ten suffered non-life-threatening injuries during the attack. Several Mormons anuses are still unaccounted for while rescue personnel continue to search the wreckage hoping to find a single anus not damaged by this cowardly act.
by Qohelet August 29, 2025
Get the piss rocketmug. by Jacknapier75 January 6, 2016
Get the waxing the rocketmug. by Channel Willia December 22, 2023
Get the Sludge rocketmug. A really funny insult to use when your in a non-serious argument. This phrase originated from Lila and Jenny’s creative imagination.
by pussyslayr April 15, 2022
Get the Pocket rocket pussyfootmug. 
A rock, glass shard, or other random object on a shoulder of the road that gets launched at your windshield.
by yungthotslayer_29 September 7, 2019
Get the Roadside Rocketmug. by geotv April 16, 2023
Get the rocket whipmug.