A person who has social problems and can't talk to girls. He most likely owns a Christian Minecraft server and says cussing is bad. He says things like "I cant believe I'm friends with a non Christian" and laughs at words like balls or deez nuts. He probably has more chromosomes than a normal person and he thinks having more is better. He has an awful reaction time and is pretty sped.
Person: Hey Noah Castro Catch the ball
Noah Castro: B-a-a- l- Oh no I messes up the spelling *proceeds to get hit in the face*
Noah Castro: B-a-a- l- Oh no I messes up the spelling *proceeds to get hit in the face*
by 4bigguys December 8, 2021
Get the Noah Castromug. a white ass guy that sits in front of his tv with a pumpkin spiced latte playing fortnite with his only 3 friends
by totallynitsomeonefromthegc January 20, 2019
Get the noahmug. by sancires April 30, 2025
Get the Gamer Noahmug. Noah is such a kind hearted person. He’s such a loyal guy. you can allllways count on him, he’ll never let you down. He’s handsome as well. When he had a gf, skai Jackson actually hit him up but he’s not a cheater. Did I mention hes sooooo handsome.
Ooohh Noah
by Anonymous pretty girl November 22, 2021
Get the Noahmug. Noah is a young fool that doesn’t leave his house. He gets bullied by Kevin when he asks Noah if he’s going to the same high school as his special persona. Noah’s sexuality can be questionable at times like if he were to say no to a girl asking him to the movies
by HeeheelOl October 8, 2019
Get the Noahmug. Noah is the kind of guy who u think is cute but ends up to be a lying asshole. He is a jerk to his friends and doesn't love his girlfriends.
OMG ITS NOAH AGAIN
by Rebecca Owens loves Baseball June 12, 2018
Get the Noahmug. Noah's can either be the hottest most beautiful looking strong men in the world, or some of the most violent and terroristic individuals on the skin of the Earth. On one hand, Noah's on the former half of the Noah-Spectrum are trusting, kind, unwilling to fail you and devoted to you and the rest of your future with him. On the other hand, Noah's on the latter half of the spectrum are also trusting and kind and unwilling to fail you but proceed to do so in aggressive and violent ways, settling disputes with his enemies with knuckle sandwiches and pipes to the cranium. If you stumble across this kind of Noah mid fight, expect him to immediately turn around and attack you as a result of him, in a similar manner to a cat, being unable to recognize what IS and ISN'T a threat. The former Noah's conduct themselves, keep things colorful but aren't afraid to tell you what's gonna happen when things don't go your way or his way. The latter's conduct is professional and keeps to themselves, only unleashing the rage within when they deem it necessary, but for this kind it's more often expulsed as a hyperactive, more joyous side that people fawn for. Either way, get a Noah in your life, the former will treat you like the lady you are and the latter will treat you with respect, animosity sometimes and a profound sense of love to you. But he'll probably end up biting you but then again you might enjoy it depending on "where" he bites~
Person 1: Oh my gosh, did you see Noah at the basketball court today?
Person 2: Dude, I didn't know he could shoot 3 pointers like that. What the fuck?!
Person 1: Oh my gosh, did you see what Noah did at the basketball court today?!
Person 2: DUDE, I DIDN'T THINK HE'D PULL OUT A FUCKING SLEDGEHAMMER! HE FUCKING DOMINATED THAT FIGHT AND THEN WENT HOME TO FUCK HIS BITCH!
Person 2: Dude, I didn't know he could shoot 3 pointers like that. What the fuck?!
Person 1: Oh my gosh, did you see what Noah did at the basketball court today?!
Person 2: DUDE, I DIDN'T THINK HE'D PULL OUT A FUCKING SLEDGEHAMMER! HE FUCKING DOMINATED THAT FIGHT AND THEN WENT HOME TO FUCK HIS BITCH!
by mugger3948 July 7, 2024
Get the Noahmug.