Noah Yelton

This is one dope ass mother fucker. He insane, I’ve seen this man jump off a brick wall stoned out of his mind two stories up. You hear that clanking sound, yeah that’s the sound of his brass balls. Listen up yung blood you wanna have a wild ass, adventurous life, then you need to be friend with this kid.

Noah Yelton, he dope as fuck

by CD Smasher March 26, 2020

Noah

Noah can be a Noah. He is only human and can be trying but generally, he is a great guy and worthy of respect. Noah is blonde and loves football. He loves his family and loves Texas. He doesn't like snakes and is VERY athletic. If you know a Noah value him, he may be ruff around the edges but he has a good heart.

"Noah is hard to get through, but when you do he is a great guy!"

by A. B. March 27, 2020

Noah McComber

Noah McComber is the hottest person you’ll ever meet. While he does football and baseball, he’s extremely athletic. He might be simple and a little dumb but he makes up for that in the best ways. Noah is the best boyfriend any girl could ask for. If you start dating one, never let him go.

Noah McComber.. You continue to amaze me.

by Accurate Names March 29, 2020

Noah

A creepy boy who loves bums
really funny and a huge adhd head will always go crazy for any bum he sees.

He loves bums to fill up the gaps in his teeth.

"oh look its a noah! He's looking at bums again"
"oh I thought that was a shark "

by Phatpussyyyyumm March 31, 2020

noah

a noah is a real heartbreaker. he will lock you into his trap and keep your heart forever. but little do you know he is always in love with any and every female. weather its real or fake love. he doesn’t care about anyone but himself. he doesnt show that he cares. hes real sad but doesnt really let people see. only close ones. hes a rude person and is very self centered. only does things thay benefits him.

girl one:omg is that noah?
girl two:yea, but dont mess with him. he messes with everyone.

by Jackly Davidson April 4, 2020

Noah Jake

Better then Ben Thast.

Noah Jake is better then ben thast no cap

by Ben thast big gay April 9, 2020

Noah

Noah is the sweetest person you’ll ever meet. He’s kind, soft hearted and adorable. He may be shy at times but when you get to know him, he takes your breath away. He protects the ones he loves and always makes time for those who need him. His love for Christ is his most attractive quality. His beard is pretty nice too. He loves making others laugh especially when they are having a bad day. He listens intently, and remembers everything you tell him. He makes your heart warm and you can’t help but feel safe and protected when you’re around him. He’s Noah and that’s all you’ll ever need in a man.

Person1: “Have you ever met one of them?”

Person2: “Yeah, I Noah guy.....”

by KyrinLynn April 9, 2020