While having vaginal intercourse the female defecates on the males testicles while his testicles slaps her butthole back and forth.
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Me and my boys were and the pud park last weekend and we ran train on that ol Texas mud cat that was there.
by txcrazy June 2, 2016
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Get the European mud slap mug.by TheRealSequoia October 25, 2017
Get the mud hut pie mug.Violent anal sex within the confines of a dirty bath tub. One that preferable has a drain clogged with pubic hair and old cum. As the water runs and fills the bath, it mixes with the excrements that spill from the newly stretched asshole, turning the water mud brown.
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by Grandmas mothball September 2, 2017
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