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Meat liquid

I injected her with my meat liquid.
by Mack Johnson December 27, 2020
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Meat Glaze

A viscous of sexual fluids that glaze the penis during coitus. There are three forms of this delightful amalgam.

Oral meat glaze. The frothy concoction of saliva and eventually semen slathering a well sucked knob. Usually moistens the balls as well.

Vaginal meat glaze. The mixture of vaginal secretions, maybe squirt, and a hot load
of jizz vigorously churned inside her love pocket and coating the schlong. When wiped off, it often resembles a snail trail.

Rectal meat glaze. A brownish, lathered cream of ass juice, remnants, lube and semen. Creates a shaft sheen from tip to base. Is often ripe and pungent and may induce gagging during the natural wafting that occurs during cheek clapping.
That dirty slut left me with a thick meat glaze. So I wiped it off on her pillow case.
by Dick Onchin December 28, 2020
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meat diaper

smearing a tube of ground chuck all over your gooch and anus, shitting and pissing into it, and cooking it in a spaghetti bolognese
hey Tony, what's for dinner tonight?

well, my girlfriend is bringing her family over and I've been sitting in this meat diaper for 72 hours. We could cook that up and give them a taste of Sicily
by WarthogGoddess January 4, 2021
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google meat

a sexual act where someone flashes Le dick on google meet
your friend: I just tried google meat on my teacher.
You: What The Fuck is wrong with you
by Edward dick hands January 19, 2021
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Wiggly Meat

The meat you use for sandwich meat from the Deli. When it wiggles, Cats come running.
I was making my man a dope ass sandwich, when I pulled the wiggly meat out from the fridge. Damb cat heard the package and started meowing up a crazy storm for some sandwich meat. I made him dance for his wiggly meat.
by LeannaTheMadHatter February 11, 2021
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Meat Mountain

A penis so huge it rivals the blue whale's 98-incher.
Celene: "I had to take Chad's Meat Mountain the other day."
by UnusualInsanity June 16, 2023
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Monica's Meat

That fateful day in 1995..... when Bill Clinton was at his desk in the oval office. You know what happens next.
Monica's Meat: It's Monicin' time
by Rionox February 23, 2023
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