To chug wine very fast which is not pleasant, but sometimes necessary, and gets you drunk faster. Named after the social media personality of the same name who guzzles wine before telling it how it is. The action will cause you to make weird faces like Matt does in his videos, but will get you drunk faster and help you quickly finish a glass (or bottle) of wine.
Me: Hey our Uber is almost here; Matt Bellassai that shit!
My friend: *chugs the wine* Oh god, that’s rough! Ok, I’m ready. Let’s do this!
My friend: *chugs the wine* Oh god, that’s rough! Ok, I’m ready. Let’s do this!
by CarmaJ November 28, 2019
a Matt is a person that :
1. hates math
2. doesn't like school
3. is an amazing fortnite player
4. has cats
5.hates life
6. hates other people
7. likes sleeping.
8. hates his brother.
1. hates math
2. doesn't like school
3. is an amazing fortnite player
4. has cats
5.hates life
6. hates other people
7. likes sleeping.
8. hates his brother.
by *BITMASTER>GAMER February 25, 2019
by mej mej May 26, 2022
Matt is a homosexual male with attractive, boyish qualities. Typically from the ages of 18-25, and often thought as a young, white, fashionable male.
by Dr.bob.m.d. March 10, 2022
The next chapter in fat fucks in the small hick town of Funkytown. Randall, the predecessor of the fat fucks is now retired from this chapter. Koebel is the new fat fuck in town.
by Billy Daweson November 01, 2010
by Not a fat fuck (unlike Matt) February 27, 2018