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Text Math

When you subtract the time between their message and your response so as to avoid the following: seeming desperate, sounding actually upset at them, desperate, glad that someone cared enough to respond to you, desperate, and to avoid sounding desperate.

Text math is done in a number of scenarios such as during arguments with your soon-to-be ex, your parents when you're drunk, or with that co-worker when you aren't sure how exactly they got your number.
I have my response, but I need to wait 7 minutes to send it according to my text math.
by Tamed-Carrot May 17, 2018
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Heaven
Synonyms: Life, Happiness, Love, God
Person 1: I love studying math
Person 2: ikr
by MakeUrbanDictionaryGreatAgain January 16, 2021
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Bronx Math

bronx math suck mad dick the uniform ugly too
minaj: yoo i fucking hate bronx math

starkeisha: bitch me too let’s drop out
by DAT HOE 100 October 20, 2020
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Math

if you love math, im blocking and reporting you
by kofikat January 26, 2021
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Woman from maths

Woman from maths simply means a female substitute teacher who is from Nigerian descent.
We have "woman from maths" for English.
by oragne06 January 13, 2025
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Maths

If you don't know what Maths means it means this:
M-ental

A-buse
T-o
H-uman
S-ouls

thank you for you're time.
What does Maths do to you? Well that's an easy question!
Math ruins your brain is a piece of shit and the people in its questions are lazy motherfuckers and should die be in Hell being tormented by the Vengeful Spirit in FNaF.
by Rikoinnit_ May 25, 2021
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Math

Everyone hates it,if you somehow like it...well my buddy then you're a weirdo
math also stands for=mental abuse to humans
personno1:oh shit we have maths next class
personno2:my buddy we're fucked up
by the boring ass math March 10, 2021
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