window licking paste eater

a bad teammates in a video game who spends in time in game in bumfuck Ethiopia with his cock in hand licking windows and eating paste and wondering why they are losing

OMG that teammate is a fucking window licking paste eater

by exxtuhcee June 26, 2021

Devious Lick

A devious lick is a masterful theft in which the criminal steals something of great social or political value. These Items may include but are not excluded to: traffic lights, hamsters, soap dispensers, small children, and government documents.

Person 1: It's only the first day of school and I've already hit the most devious lick!
Person 2: Oh yeah? And what might that be?
Person 1: *Pulls 45. out of school bag

by Heterosexual white male September 17, 2021

Licked-cripes

Cripes that have been licked

You have to have the licked-cripes spongeboy me bob

by Thejamjam March 9, 2025

Lick my fat juicy but sack

When s fat dirty cunt likes your throbbing purple but sack

Hey bich lick my fat juicy but sack

by Ryanhatesyou😁 September 19, 2020

devious lick

a risky steal of a school item, popularized by tiktok, in the form of bathroom soap dispensers, mirrors, doors and more

A: Check out this devious lick bro
B: Chad, that's a soap dispenser.

by santiago13 September 15, 2021

devious lick

TikTok trend where kids go into school and hit an absolute devious lick by stealing a soap dispenser or even a fucking school bus

Yo bro I just his this absolute devious lick

by Givemeheadohwaititsapseudonym September 19, 2021

Lick the Tent

1) On a camping trip when two friends get it on in a tent, the remaining party draw straws. The camp-goer with the shortest straw must lick the tent where their friends are enjoying themselves. While this occurs the remaining party chant ‘lick the tent’ to encourage their friend and motivate them through the perils of dry tongue. If the tent licker ‘does a great job’ they are showered with offerings of copper and bathed in fresh lavender by the most beautiful of the group. However, if they fail at licking the tent adequately, they must beg for forgiveness from the tent couple and bring them gifts of fresh mint and macaroni paintings.

2) When you wake up with morning wood under a blanket and your lover ‘licks the tent’.

“Darling, wake up my dear, you must see this… now… (whispers softly) lick the tent, gently now…”

by KMAG YOYO July 28, 2022