Robert Lemon

A complete dickhead

“Oh look it’s Robert Lemon! He’s a total jerk who used Odessa’s feelings!”

by someonewhohatesrobert July 22, 2023

Bobby lemon

Joshua Smith, also known as Bobby lemon is a 21 year old guy who lives in his grandmas basement and yaps on his telegram channel. He’s

a pxdo lolcow which he thinks people like him but that’s because he’s about to get trolled and leaked on many apps like TikTok, Snapchat, Instagram, Twitter, and even probably your grandma’s Facebook feed! In short words, Bobby is just a pxdo who everyone likes trolling and also because he’s a victim of FAS. If you get told you’re a “Bobby lemon” that’s not any good.
#JusticeForJerseyNotBobby❤️

pedo - “IIIIIII LOVE LITTLE GIRLS THEY MAKE ME FEEL SO GOOD!!!!!”
little girl - “omg a Bobby lemon!😢”

by anonymous January 12, 2025

Lemon Head

When a woman is taking a piss while giving a man a blowjob.

Last night after dinner & several lemon drops I gave my husband lemon head.

by Johnny The King August 2, 2024

lemon fizz

When you nut and pee at the same time

Yo, I just did a lemon fizz on Miranda last night.

by Not Enough Gym Badges October 10, 2019

Lemon Hummus

Sweet passionate kisses from one’s true love.

Hey! I miss you, darling! Can I come over for some lemon hummus?

by A Mott April 24, 2025

Lemon soup 🍋🍆🍒🍑

here’s the recipe for lemon soup:
9 lemons, 2 cups of water, 6 🍆, 12 🍑, and 7 🍒. you boil the lemons with their skin on for 69 minutes then cut them and juice them into a pot. then you cut up the 🍑🍆🍒 and boil them in the lemon boiling water for 3h. then once you do that, mix all your 🍑, 🍒, 🍆, 🍋, and 💦 together and let simmer for 1h. then add 1-2 cups of brown sugar and mix while still on the heat. let cool then ur done. 🍆🍑🍒🍋 soup.

billy: dude i really want some lemon soup.
james: dude i got the recipe for the best lemon soup. it’s got 🍆🍑🍒 in it too!
billy: cool gimme the recipe for ur Lemon soup 🍋🍆🍒🍑
james:bet. once u make this tho ur gonna have all the girls/guys wanting to try ur 🍆🍒🍑🍋💦
billy: bet dude
*billy goes home and makes Lemon soup 🍋🍆🍒🍑*
random hot person: hey 😏😏😏😏😏
billy: hey
random hot person: lemme get some of ur 🍆💦🍑🍒😘😘😘😩😩😩
billy: wait do u want my 🍆💦🍆🍒😘😘😫😫💦 or my Lemon soup 🍋🍆🍒🍑
random hot person: both 😉
billy: ok bet
*billy and random hot person share some Lemon soup 🍋🍆🍒🍑 and 🍆💦🍑🍒😉😫😩😏*
*billy to james on phone*: dude u were right
*james to billy on phone*: yeah dude Lemon soup 🍋🍆🍒🍑 gets u girls/guys/nb ppl
*billy to james on phone*: yeah random hot person wanted my 🍋🍆🍒🍑 and 🍆💦🍑🍒😉😫😩😏
*james to billy on phone*: i want ur 🍋🍆🍒🍑 and 🍆💦🍑🍒😉😫😩😏
*billy shows up at james’s house*
billy: bet 😏😏😏🍆💦🍑🍒🍋😫😩😫😫😫😫
the end 😘

by lemon soup July 21, 2023

Lemon teabag

To lemon teabag means for a beautiful lady to receive oral with her partners face under her, as in the common phrase taco dip, similar to to the male form of teabagging. See karma sutra positions 170, 146 and 158 for reference.

Why don't you come over so we can watch some david attenborough documentaries and I can lemon teabag you?

by seaflapflap May 18, 2018