Jaunty neckbeard January

A continuation of No Shave November and Don't Shave December. At this point, shaving one's mustache is allowed, as this is Jaunty "neckbeard" January. Failure to complete the No Shave November or Don't Shave December challenges due to the shaving of one's mustache does not disqualify a challenger for this event.

Steve: "Mike, you should really shave your neckbeard man. It's starting to look gross and I think there are some birds living in there."

Mike: "Nope. Not happening. It's Jaunty neckbeard January man. I have to complete the challenge, ty very much."

Steve: "Who the hell is Ty?"

by gangly razor November 30, 2011

Jack Off January

As compensation for participanting in No Nut November, which is harder than you think, you can also participate in this event where you must nut every day in January. It’s certainly an easier challenge, it probably happens every day tbh... just follow it and you’re a good person.

Cisgender Male 1: What do you plan to do during January?
Cisgender Male 2: I’m going to do Jack Off January.

by jerrysanduski November 14, 2017

January 20, 2021

The day that Joe Biden gets sworn into the White House as president.

January 20, 2021 also happens to be the day that the Simpsons predict the next Civil War will happen.

by Master Of Nations November 25, 2020

January 22 2008

Ellis’ birthday

It’s January 22 2008 that’s Ellis’ birthday

by January22 November 14, 2021

Redeem Yourself January

When you failed nnn november 1st and you redeem yourself by not nutting for the whole january

Some dumbass: im doing ryj
Everybody else: The fuck is that
The dumbass: You nut heads probably failed nnn november 1st then you redeem yourself then you do ryj where you dont nut for the whole january

Redeem Yourself January is when you dont nut in honor of your fallen brother in nnn

by Big Boy Weiner Gang December 3, 2019

13th January & September

Abuse Yichao day

Look it's the 13th January & September , we need to abuse Yichao

by Not Yichao January 13, 2022

Jostle Joystick January

This event is in direct correlation to its parent events, No Nut November and Destroy Dick December. During this event you take the idea from DDD and combine it with that of NNN for a month filled with only edging. As long as one does not Ejaculate they will pass, if one creates visible ejaculation that can be seen they will fail.

“Dude, did you hear about Jostle Joystick January?”

“What the hells Jostle Joystick January?”

“Well, apparently you can only edge yourself the entire month of January”

“Fuuucckkk bro”

by TheRealGhost December 1, 2018