Irish Leg Warmer

More common in rural areas an Irish Leg Warmer is the result of the combination long walk home and one too many beers.
Considered by many as unfortunate during the summer months but can be a life saver on a cold winter night.

Jayzus that was some night nearly froze to death on the way home if it wasn't for me Irish Leg Warmer

by JellyDeise September 16, 2016

Irish lollipop

The act of preforming fellatio on a prolapsed butthole

My favorite part of anal is the Irish lollipop afterwards.

by Fire extinguisher 38 April 1, 2024

Irish Chalupa

Someone who is considerably more intelligent than people named 'Matt'.

Matt: All my opinions are trash. Luckily there's an Irish Chalupa to point that out.

by RightMoreOftenThanMatt June 3, 2024

Irish hat trick

Balancing a hard hat on your dick while scoping photos of a tranny (hard hat will be perceived as balancing)

That picture of Bubbles had me performing an Irish hat trick.

by Bigweenie86 March 19, 2023

Irish Christmas

When you drunkenly order a bunch of things off Amazon (or online in general), forget about it, and then all your goodies arrive at your door.

Drunk online shopping then receiving your haul.

"Holy shit! I don't remember ordering all of this... Must be an Irish Christmas!"

by StuckInSalemWithSatan February 26, 2021

Irish Taco

A redhead with an unshaved bush (carpet matches the drapes).

Drank too much green beer on St. Patty's day and ended up going down on Karen. She's got a real Irish Taco there.

by SunshineTaco March 17, 2017

Irish tea

When you add Irish cream to a cup of tea instead of milk. Very good when you have a cough.

That's a nasty cough you've got there, have an Irish tea to sooth your throat.

by ernesteddie October 16, 2014