Irish Clog

The act of clogging a toilet and then leaving the facility without fixing the issue or notifying the appropriate parties.

Sully: “What should we do for dinner tonight? How about Applebees?”

Rodge: “Can’t do it.”

Sully: “You don’t like Applebees???”

Ridge: “Oh, I love Applebees. I just can’t go back because I hit them with an Irish Clog last Thursday.”

by redmiked October 26, 2024

warm Irish vegetarian salad

A bowl of hot chips

Hey waiter can you bring me a bowl of warm Irish vegetarian salad?

by BMc2 September 19, 2023

Irish Politician

a habitual liar who has throughout their life spread untruths to further their own agenda.

Did you hear Helen just said Dublin is safe?

Gowan outa that, you know shes an Irish Politician

by Fhírinne November 30, 2023

Irish Fire Drill

Similar to a Chinese Firedrill, but the participants run around the outside of a pub when the drill is called. The participants must then finish the remainder of their drinks once a lap is completed. Bonus points for stealing homeless people's belongings and not vomiting.

Dude, I've been working out and running a lot lately. I'm training for O'Connell's Irish Fire Drill.

by krazykaptain September 8, 2014

Big Irish Head

Both an insult and a compliment, Big Irish Head is a descriptor for anyone who displays their Irishness on their head. This could be the fact that their head is shaped like a potato; they could be plastered in freckles, or simply look like a friendly wino farmer.

Hey Seán, look at the state of Wayne Rooney these days, doesn't he have a Big Irish Head on him?

by Droptheclaw July 16, 2025

irish fire

a light hearted term for anger. the Irish and those of Irish descent are known for being hot-tempered, although the anger is usually sudden/unexpected and short lived.

friend: holy sh*t I can't believe that guy just cut you off that could have caused a huge car accident!
me: i'm so f*cking mad get ready for this irish fire!

by wheat328 February 11, 2021

Irish muffin

Male McMuffin.

Joe Fyglnopelmnaxyoz provided me with the best Irish Muffin I’ve ever had in my life; and I keep coming back for more.

by Joe Mclmnoyz January 14, 2018