Irish Rain

That really fine rain that gets you soaked through to your pants

"Come on it's only fine rain!" "No chance! That's Irish rain and I don't have any spare underwear when these get soaked."

by Benji-chivs November 26, 2021

Irish bullseye

An Irish Bullseye is when a person playing darts or another game involving a target is either so drunk or hungover that just hitting the target is considered a bullseye

One more shot of Jameson and I’ll be seeing 2 targets up there - won’t even be able to hit an Irish Bullseye

by milpoolSK March 12, 2018

Irish Clapping

When a man swings his genitalia back and forth rhythmically slapping his thigh to produce a clapping sound

I’m tired of all this Irish clapping in the locker room.

by Sir MrMr March 24, 2022

Irish Babysitter

placing your child in between the mattress and the box spring for safe keeping

Sheila, will I see you at the pub this Saturday? If you're in a pinch, you can utilize the Irish Babysitter.

by WebsterNouveau April 19, 2024

Irish meat sickel

An Irish woman's breakfast lunch and dinner when married or dating an Irishman

Yo Victoria come and get put this Irish meat sickel in your meat wallet please!

by Carrboy Experience April 16, 2023

Irish Thwack

To soak a mans penis into a pint of guinness and then slap a womans face with said guinness soaked penis.

Person A: Where was bob last night
Person B: I heard he was giving his wife the irish thwack
Person A: My Goodness!

by Sloth50Cal March 28, 2024

Irish muffin

Male McMuffin.

Joe Fyglnopelmnaxyoz provided me with the best Irish Muffin I’ve ever had in my life; and I keep coming back for more.

by Joe Mclmnoyz January 14, 2018