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stretching the internet

When you're procrastinating on some task by browsing the internet but you're running out of your normal sites to distract you.
I was unmotivated at work today so I was stretching the internet.
by joesappy October 21, 2021
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Old Stock Internet User

An internet user that began using the inter before 2007.

After the term old stock Canadian.
Joe joined the internet in 2000, making him an Old Stock Internet User.
by Deez Mama January 30, 2022
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Who invented the internet

Adam Hughes is the answer for who invented the internet
by Dontaskmethrice August 24, 2022
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Connected, No Internet

One of the most annoying things to happen when connecting to wifi.
Bob "Aight, been a long day let's watch something on my laptop"
Connected, No Internet
Bob "I hate my life"
by Blob the Gamer March 25, 2021
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Internet Explorer 9

A good web browser, which is faster than Firefox and has some nice, but basic features. It lacks the add-on support of Firefox and Chrome. It usually gets panned without using by noobs due to their bad experiences with crappy, older versions.
Person 1: Dude, you're using Internet Explorer 9? You fag!
Person 2: It's pretty good. Have you tried it?
Person 1: I tried version 6! Does that count?
Person 2: NO.
by FireShark October 19, 2011
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internet-famous

The state of having amassed fame & fortune by means of the internet.
Renee' of sacred.nu is hella internet-famous, she & her site have been featured on 48 Hours on CBS.
by MischiefMaker February 24, 2004
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internet rat

a man/woman who uses the internet dating sites to disguise their true identity, whether it be married, in a relationship, who lies habitually for the benefit of procuring sex under the guise of exclusivity; a player, a liar
a married man posing as a single man; a woman living with a significant spouse posing as single; a man/woman telling tall tales to obtain sex under the guise of a monogomous relationship
by Markie March 5, 2005
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