"After our second date, we went back to her place and she almost immediately went for the strike zone."
by Euclidiusss May 1, 2024

The constant suffering of missing out on events, social interaction, or not being able to be with your friends in some way because by the time you are available everyone else has already gone to bed
You always wake up too late to say good morning to anyone, its noon for them
You always wake up too late to say good morning to anyone, its noon for them
by tronytroo February 5, 2023

by Luckyyy16 January 14, 2024

Hey are you both a couple
No we still in the Bambi Zone maybe next week or some
We like us but we need time yk babyy
No we still in the Bambi Zone maybe next week or some
We like us but we need time yk babyy
by Joexblanco August 25, 2019

A ultra satisfying detailing service
That will make your car look better then new
And keep it protected for good
That will make your car look better then new
And keep it protected for good
by Detailfreak November 21, 2021

Hell.
It's like not getting the job and the owner calls you everyday saying how bad of a job the guy they hired is doing
It's like not getting the job and the owner calls you everyday saying how bad of a job the guy they hired is doing
me : He f*cking friend zoned me
Friend : I'm sorry :(
Crush : she's so mean to me and never has time for me and always says she's with her friends but then I call her friends and they say "I thought she was with you "
Me: you could always dump her and date me ...
Crush :haha your so funny . That's why we're friends.
Me: Hahaha I know
Me on the inside : I love you why can't you see it you retard and I could treat you better then she can and any guy like you deserve a kind woman but you little retarded fuck can't see it :(
Friend : I'm sorry :(
Crush : she's so mean to me and never has time for me and always says she's with her friends but then I call her friends and they say "I thought she was with you "
Me: you could always dump her and date me ...
Crush :haha your so funny . That's why we're friends.
Me: Hahaha I know
Me on the inside : I love you why can't you see it you retard and I could treat you better then she can and any guy like you deserve a kind woman but you little retarded fuck can't see it :(
by Sarah_e_t_w_ July 20, 2017

by Luziach Swag May 6, 2013
