Irish Cattle Prod

Proforming intercourse whilst attached to jumper cables from either the nipples, clavicle maximus or upper humerous. (preferably 6-12 volts)

Felix-"Samantha and i are getting pretty serious, she said she wanted to try a Irish Cattle Prod tonight!"

Stan- "that sounds great!"

by CristianFlorindi October 14, 2014

Irish Waterfall (Irish fish market, Luck of the Irish, Drunken Irishman)

It's when a guy takes a full beer (preferably Guinness) and empties it in a womans vagina during intercourse. The man then proceeds to drink the alcohol from the opening as it flows out in similarity to a waterfall.

An Irishman is having sex with a lady, and decides to pour his beer right down her vagina in order for him to go drink, and lick it out while pleasuring his companion. This is then called an Irish Waterfall (Irish fish market, Luck of the Irish, Drunken Irishman).

by GregoryLarkinRonan March 18, 2010

Irish Whip

The process of clearing ones nose without the assistance of tissues.

The act involves blocking one nostril with your finger while blowing snot out of the uncovered nostril onto the ground.

This must be executed with a high level of pressure to avoid the snot getting stuck on the outside of the nostril.

Hey man, have you got a tissue by any chance?

What do you want a tissue for? Use the Irish Whip.

What the fuck is an Irish Whip?

Block one nostril with ya finger and blow out.

*performs Irish Whip* Oh fuck yeah, I can't believe I've been using tissues all my life when you can easily perform the Irish Whip.

by Froffies McVeigh September 20, 2016

Irish Door

the, often times, brick wall that appears to be the door next to it while under the influence.

McGarrity: Jaysus what happened to your head Malachy?
O'Riley: Oh, he tried walking through the irish door downstairs.

by finely28 December 11, 2009

Irish Cunt

An Irish cunt, is where if you have a friend who is from Ireland, or raised in Ireland or have Irish blood

Me: You're an Irish cunt!
Your friend: Oh my god.....

by Brindle January 11, 2017

Irish Bukakke

The act of nutting all over a railroad track that your ancestors built in America.

Let's go dishonor our fams and have some Irish bukakke with the other hobos

by DatGoy1945 April 24, 2019

Irish bug

A hangover

Mate 1: Aye mate, I got the Irish bug this morning \

Mate 2: You stupid cock eye boy!

by FTHAATWOMAN June 6, 2018