National Horny Promise Day

The day after National Horny day, the day your girlfriend promised she'd send the nudes from the day before.

Maybe my girlfriend will finally send me the nudes she promised me, it is National Horny Promise Day after all.

by mmmpho April 17, 2020

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Slap Horny

A state of being in which exhaustion or lack of sleep causes a person to become sexually aroused.

Bob, I don't care that you only got 2 hours of sleep last night and are slap horny, get your cock off of me!

by slappyhorny May 22, 2011

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Someone who is so desperately horny they commit such acts that are unintentionally comedic

Person 1: “Did you hear that Tyler bought bath water from the weird anime girl on only fans?”

Person 2: “Bro what… he’s such a horny legend”

by Harry Ballsogna August 01, 2021

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A simplified way of describing a teenager

Ooga booga, me like pornography because me horny ape

by Barkable September 24, 2021

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A russian thats horny( duh) and is the the best at sex but only with guys

My friend is a horny russian, we had sex last night

by Horny Finland October 13, 2022

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"it might be no nut November but ima act as horny as possible because its the horny day

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