Appropriately applies to a lame as bitch who thinks she know the internet well enough to basically set themselves up to be fucked up by the google accounts she’s root bot-big usually a close friends.
Swing as hard as you can or slap or grudge fucking them in the mother fucking face with your fist while saying, “Stay off my google.”
by OwnlyOne September 26, 2020
by dms787878 November 19, 2013
An iconic command you say that triggers Google Assistant on your Android phone, tablet, or Google Home speaker. Saying "Ok Google" has been a thing on Android phones ever since 2013 back when it was known as Google Now. The trigger phrase has now expanded to include "Hey Google".
Friend 1: *rings doorbell*
Friend 2: Heyy come in! So what brings you h—
Friend 1: OK GOOGLE READ MY TEXTS
Friend 2: ....
Friend 2: Heyy come in! So what brings you h—
Friend 1: OK GOOGLE READ MY TEXTS
Friend 2: ....
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 10, 2022
Unusual, and often unpractical road suggested by Google maps that's supposed to slighly shorten your itinerary but you regret taking
by P_djay September 01, 2018
A phrase used to describe the action of using a mechanical keyboard as a dildo. Often used by elderly men with back problems.
by UltimateKeyboard May 03, 2022
To write a gigantic fanfic that is over 5 pages long. The phrase is commonly used by those familiar with fanfiction sites, such as Archive of Our Own (AO3). The person can deny it if they do not hold the creative prowess needed to write fanfiction.
"Yo bro, hop on Google Docs, we have to write about that excellent idea you had last night. I heard you made an artwork of it as well, let's write about it since you're so invested in it.
"Sure, I'll hop on, just wait until my computer turns on."
"Sure, I'll hop on, just wait until my computer turns on."
by someone_who_likes_legos March 19, 2023
by grij October 04, 2010