Google-slap

Google-slap: verb- the flick of the wrist to show someone the info on your cellphone, proving the statement they're making or just made, is wrong.

"Dude was trying to say some bullshit about London being the capitol of Paris, so a bunch of us whipped out our phones and GOOGLE-SLAPPED him into submission. The party was much more fun without that blowhard's continuous bs."

by Yzur September 8, 2018

google punch

When you are so high and you want to Google donkey punch put repeat "Google punch"

"Look up Google punch man, it's crazy!"

by Turbonanagan May 6, 2016

Google Local Guide

competitive career path taken on by highly successful people great benefits and salary. you want to impress these people when you know who they are do not mess around. they could ruin you and your business

Restaurant Manager: oh shit here comes 2 guys wearing google local guides t shirts pulling up in a rolls royce ready to review us. everyone lets give it our all to impress them!

Random Gold Diggers: i want to suck them off so bad

by Givemedome125 November 23, 2019

Google Lens

An intentionally stupid image search AI that censors you from searching images with women/girls, regardless of real or cartoon, naked or not. Also many artworks from small artists are omitted from the search, so that searching the OPs from artworks are hard on this and you have to rely on Yandex (most reliable) or Bing or Baidu (for Chinese artists)

Whenever it's not censored, the search results are not accurate and shows you similar things instead

"That farting woman cartoon that said "biu" has no result whenever you try to search on Google Lens, but Yandex and Baidu shows the exact result"

"Search any cute stickers or art you get from Pinterest, Google Lens might not tell you, not even giving the similar results"

"Try searching something like Touhou or any Japanese cartoons on Google Lens. They said no search results but for some reason, they sometimes don't censor"

by PuniUwUCute February 14, 2023

google me, chuck

Used by someone when answering a question or comment on a subject that is common knowledge to those with the necessary expertise.

Pendeja: Philip Rivers is a sure-bet, first-ballot Hall of Fame candidate!

Knowledgeable professional football fan: Eh, that's debatable, homie! Google me, chuck!

by the N-a-P-A December 3, 2019

Google

The poor man's ping command

Customer: "My internet is down"
Support: "Can you open Google?"
Customer: "Yes"
Support: "..."

by anotheranonymouscoward June 16, 2018

Google

the biggest online search engine

You know I can google that in like 3 seconds right.

by redbandit 4 July 16, 2019