Fucked by bears

About the worst thing you can possibly imagine. Being fucked by bears never ends consensually, no matter how it starts.

Phrase popularized by the character Bubbles on the hit Canadian mockumentary "Trailerpark Boys"
Bubbles: I mean they could be lost, or there's a distinct possibility that they've been fucked by bears.
Julian: I'm starting to think that something went terribly wrong.
Bubbles: That's what I'm saying, maybe they got fucked by bears.
Julian: No, something worse.
Bubbles: What's worse than getting fucked by bears?
by Druglord Davis March 27, 2009
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Fuck Spiders

To piss or fuck around doing absolutly nothing. Going to a place and staring at your mates with a blank look. A call to arms or time of action needed.
by Sponge69 May 27, 2011
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fuck beans

phrase used by jay and silent bob's persuer, the national wildlife ranger, played by will ferrel
fuck beans, that was them, wasn't it!
by oldie oldskins October 23, 2003
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straight fucked

Really fucked, extremely fucked, remarkably fucked, etc.
There's a test tomorrow and I'm straight fucked.
by bingcrosby July 09, 2009
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FUCK SCHOOL

Armani: I wanna kms school sucks.
Solange: yeah me too FUCK SCHOOL!
by ihatemymflife November 22, 2020
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Pumpkin Fucked

1. The result of receiving a poor haircut.

2. Requesting subtle blend from duckass into broad comb-over only to receive bowl cut blow out jersey parkway.

3. The result of pumpkins being destroyed onto neighbors, professors, managers, and god parents homes, vehicles, jets, schooners or kayaks.

4. Having had your skull banged out.
Mrs. Doe adversely tipped her stylist twenty five percent despite being pumpkin fucked the day before her sons queero wedding.

Last night Kip pretty much just pumpkin fucked Calhoun's once dynamite crew cut.

Upon the realization that my date just wasn't going to shut the fuck up, I knew the only way I'd have silence was to pumpkin fuck her into oblivion.
by Oily Depths March 28, 2010
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crisis fuck

Sudden and desperate sexual intercourse emanating from isolation during the Pandemic.
It was unfortunately no more than a crisis fuck.
by Dr Bunnygirl April 18, 2020
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