dirty grinch

after a post-coital affair, one steals all of the other sex partner's lubricant and previously used sex toys.

"ruthie was a dirty grinch last night. after we fucked, he stole my vibrator!"

by clairedynamo December 18, 2009

Dirty Mari

A Dirty Mari is the result of combining period blood, the tears of toxic men, their wallets, and frozen cum cubes in a blender and cranking it to High Speed before pouring it into your desired mug of choice.

Hello Fredrick, may I ask what you are drinking?

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Why it’s a Dirty Mari, very good stuff my old friend! Drinking this no longer makes me feel the need to harass the women I’ve met, it’s unexplainable! Try it!
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Sure, Fred.

by RavenKira May 7, 2020

Dirty Mostow

A sex move that has been described as tense, fearful, arousing, evil, and seduction. There have been 16 reported cases of Mostow sporco, 13 of those ended in a slow and painful death, 2 ended in a coma and 1 ended in the recipient going insane. The term has also been called Mostowing, or to Mostow it up. The Dirty Mostow is a womans most sensual dream but also her darkest nightmare

Hey Babe Drink This, And Now Get Ready For The Dirty Mostow

by SwaggaChuzzle August 16, 2010

Dirty Obama

Drone striking innocent civilians from the white house while simultaneously being balls deep within a scat filled asshole

I gave her the dirty obama

by Noble 7th November 21, 2020

Dirty Hugh

When you have threadworms in your poop after pooping on live TV, so you individually pick each threadworm out of a freshly laid shit and thread them up into the woman's bumhole. You must then proceed to take the rest of the DUNG, spread the vaginal flaps and gently insert into the mynge hole. The flaps are then sealed shut with blue tack and a Christmas ribbon, before being RIPPED open on the night of a full moon (after dung marination has occurred) and a non-erect penis is SQUANCHED into the mynge and a bit of wee comes out. Salt and pepper must be added to the mix for 5 minutes to make it really delinchis, before the dung recipe is removed, compiled into a lasagne format with fresh egg lasagne sheets from Sainsburys and forcibly fed to the woman. This must be on live TV oh shuh

I gave my bitch a dirty Hugh last month and it was so delinchis, ha ha the woman

by The Womayn April 16, 2020

Dirty Heath

When a drunk woman is desperately horny and decides to hook up with the funny fat guy at the party, but then he rocks her world and now she's rethinking her entire life.

"Girl did you really hook up with him?"

"I dunno I was drunk and horny... thought I'd try a dirty Heath... might hang out again, so what?"

by Unforgivable69 April 3, 2020

Dirty Duster

When a male with a mustache ravenously eats out ass and gets that booty juice all in his duster leaving those remnant hot ass smells lasting for hours or even days. Usually the smells are re-activated by a nonchalant subsequent scratch.

I’ve got a dirty duster. I ate her ass thee days ago and I can still smell it.

by Dick Onchin April 12, 2020