Dragon in the bush

An act of oral sex where the giver puts a 9 volt battery to the receivers wet genitals while their eyes are closed.

Friend: what's that beeping noise?
guy: it's my smoke detector

Friend: you should replace the battery, what if there's a fire.
guy: My girlfriend gave me a "dragon in the bush", and now my penis hurts when I see a 9volt battery.

by Nickmackpattywhaxk February 11, 2014

Dragon Boat

A type of boat invented by the Japanese in the 1800's, now a days people use dragon boats for racing and raising money for a cause or just for simply fun. The most notable Dragon Boater Is Orgo Curry.

The Dragon Boat Was Very Big

by Dj U know who December 3, 2016

crazy dragon

When a person gives a guy a blowjob, as he is about to ejaculate, he punches them in the nose, ordering his warm load to come straight out through the nose.

Dude, I gave Tiffany a crazy dragon last night. It was awesome!

by cheesemuncher96 April 12, 2017

fatal dragon

When fucking a girl you put your thumb in her chocolate starfish. At the moment she comes you release your thumb, her rectal muscles relax and shit will come out.

I gave her a fucking fatal dragon last night, I'm so glad I was at her place, damn what a nasty shitpile.

by Adnan O December 13, 2008

Ranch Dragon

When you get lettuce, cabbage, and a bowl during sex. You put the lettuce and cabbage in the bowl and cum in the bowl as a ranch dressing. You tell her its salad and while she eats it you duck tape her mouth and tell her its cum, and she sprays it out of her nose like a dragon.

Matt: Hey dude, i just gave Alyssa a Ranch Dragon!

John: Dude no fuckin way, seriously?!

Matt: Hell yeah she didnt even see it coming.

by David GivesEmAlabamaHotpockets July 13, 2010

Spewing Dragon

When a chick is deep throating you and you do not warn her that you are about to cum. If she is out of breath she will spew cum all over you like a fire breathing dragon.

Dude that girl last night went all cum spewing dragon on me... had to wash me and the sheets.

by THEpitDickler May 22, 2017

Dragon’s Breath

When you have smoke still coming out of your mouth and you try to talk after hitting a huge blunt.

Shit, that blunt gave me dragon’s breath.

by Redhood21 January 24, 2019