Chelsea & David

Chelsea & David they're the perfect couple, they both have been thru a lot of stuff thur life and relationships, but they don't let that effect there relationship with one another.

They love each other and no one will come between them because they love each other more than they've ever loved anyone that they've been in a relationship with and Chelsea is the perfect woman blonde hair blue eyes the perfect body, and David he's tall handsome he's the perfect dark hair man.

They're like barbie and Ken, but kinda like Bonnie & Clyde.

And there love is pure like Noah & Allie's from the Notebook.

That couple over there, must be Chelsea & David they are so in love and happy you can see it all over them and the way they look at each other.

I'm so jealous of Chelsea & David, not really they deserve each other that's who other couples should look up too. 🖤💚🖤💚

by RealTalkDontHate70 December 27, 2022

David “Diddy”

An intriguing fellow, the sorta guy you’d meet at a bar then have intense and very sensual homo sex with. A rather girthy and meaty individual with a crippling Coca Cola addiction and runs the very successful business “Diddy Docking Dipping” a fair warning, David can occasionally get angry and turn into his “Big Dave” form and start violently bumming any available asshole in the area. Also the kind Diddy has a tendency to fall asleep in Discord calls and has a habit of sticking his fingers up his “Diddy bum bumTM” and going up to people and asking if they’d like some chocolate ice cream.

David “Diddy” name/cock destroyer

Hello, is that the dipping department, my Diddy keeps pulling a tactical Sheung

David, wake up there are customers that need to be served

David…??? (Laughter erupts)

Damn I could do with some Diddy willy

You heard about Diddy Docking Dipping? The best docking experience of my life

No David, I don’t want any chocolate ice cream

David are you sleeping (in indian)

Hello and welcome back to another Jamol Tech Tips video, today we’re going to be showing you how to fall asleep in the Discord call like the DIDDAS

by Jamol tech tips December 28, 2022

David Lu

David Lu loves to eat and drink sweets. He has lost one Blazer, one Viola and broken one Viola. David is chubby and loves to sleep. He loves Cherry, Annable, Alice and Annie.

David Lu loses everything

by Bredson Lie July 26, 2023

David's Dog

Fat, thicc, cute, funny, gains weight quickly, I love you David's Dog.

I love you David's Dog.

by Wassup bitchessss January 11, 2020

Virginia David

The type that absolutely hates ducks, and the Midwest. Will only travel within 50 miles of Virginia boundaries. only allowing his dad to drive though. In addition to his hatred for winged bird fowl, he has great distaste for common words. Finding many opportunities to use his advanced English degree, running through his abundance of highly intellectual words, such as abundance, or intellectual. Overall, a nice guy, unless, and only in the cases that follow;
- You have a penis
- You aren't attractive to him
- You say abundance
Be careful when visiting Virginia, because: Bitches. Love. Alpacas.

He never left the East coast; He's such a Virginia David.

by LuckilyDuckily May 14, 2020

David Luiz

Has been. Over paid. Useless defender. Little to no common sense or defensive awareness. Pretty much a giant turd in an Arsenal shirt.

"I just took a massive David Luiz and it won't flush"

by guy1010pot June 18, 2020

David Wiley

A Guy who trys to make Bazinga a thing, known for being tall, intelligent, handsome, tattooed, dorkishly funny, and usually drives a big truck. Also has been known to be called Superman, Superdick, Scrum and Body Surfer. Sometimes has Super Gorgeous Boss Babe female named Sam with him.

That guy is such a David Wiley, bazinga is not a real thing. Or
You're a body surfer, I mean you're David Wiley.

by Princess Khaos June 27, 2020