Romanian cow cruncher

When you’re interacting with an extremely thick woman and she squeezes her legs together in attempt to restrain your johnny and balls.

Watch out for those Romanian cow crunchers! Or Fricker Linda got me with Romanian cow cruncher last night.

by Romanian Cow Cruncher July 14, 2024

the Dutchmans' mermaids flying crunchy coin purse

Known what is with a little imagination. Performed by hopefully 2 consenting adult preferably in private but not always.

Person 1 "That dude they says is into the Dutchmans' mermaids flying crunchy coin purse."

Person 2 " Huh. Never took them for the type. Hope that they find happiness in it."

by TheDudeAbidesAgain May 3, 2024

Cinnamon toast crunch man

The mythical man in grey who arrives just in Time at BFHS to restock their cereal. Just in time for lunch! Saving the day and making a hero out of himself before departing in his Honda

Yo RYZ, Its the cinnamon toast crunch Man.

-RYZ *Chuckles*
-Freddie: Licks lips

by Jimmy Sanders 67676767 January 7, 2026

a.m. crunchwrap

Eat out your Mexican girlfriend before noon.

Just woke up, gonna give my Latin girlfriend an a.m. crunchwrap. Then off to Taco Bell for lunch.

by tb1034 June 24, 2014