Friend 1: You go to Prestonwood Christian Academy?
Friend 2: Yeah, we're learning about Noah's Ark again.
Friend 2: Yeah, we're learning about Noah's Ark again.
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Trinity Christian School is an absolute hellhole, where they force you to stay at events and make you dress like you are from the 1800's.
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"Cool, let's go get ready for church!"
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In other words:
A: Almost
C: Christian
A: Assholes
In short, Almost Christian Assholes
In other words:
A: Almost
C: Christian
A: Assholes
In short, Almost Christian Assholes
Everyone that goes there are true model citizens, after all they go and spend their weekends getting drunk in a Rooms-To-Go Parking lot! True ACA students!
Like seriously! They have chapel every single day, and majority of the students send nudes on snapchat! Alabama Christian Academy folks!
Like seriously! They have chapel every single day, and majority of the students send nudes on snapchat! Alabama Christian Academy folks!
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