Chips

The sliec potoato th en bake it or fri it its cut very tin n put in mouthh mmmmmmmmmmmm very stasty, eats more is very salty, thanks wil buy agin. A classic American snack-turned, rage-turned treat by George Crum

Can i have that bag of chips?
no this is mine loser
eat my pants

by cretryty May 19, 2021

chip

somebody who is unreliable and kinda a bitch, uhhh thats it.

jaiden: yooo
John: ...
chip: chip

by slick chawn November 23, 2024

Chip

A small snapped of piece of a cigarette usually use for rolling a zoot.

"Oi gary, you got any rolling baccy?"
"Nah mate, ive onlygot chip"

by Chavvy gary September 6, 2022

Chips

When someone is suicidal they are entitled to chips. Kind of like a code name.

Faith: Hey can we get some chips
John: Why?
Faith: I am entitled to them
John: Oh right, let's go then, we'll talk about it on the way there

by Sherlock.Watson September 11, 2022

Chip-pan

The name for a chavvy person with a predictably bad diet consisting of fried food (due to the lack of education).

The chip-pans have arrived.

The chip-pan brigade.
He is a chip-pan.

by Heikey-duck December 1, 2016

Chip shovel

A big chip used to shovel up the crumbs.

john-"i hate it when i get to the bottom of the bag of chips and its all crumbs"

mike-"ya that's why i save the chip shovels for all of the crumbs"

by google blowz July 25, 2010

Chip-impatience

The moment when you have your chip in hand waiting to dip, but the person who I already dipping is taking too long, and you eat your chip dipless.

Usually happens when someone breaks their chip in the dip and has to retrieve it with the remainder of the chip in hand. Due to chip-impatience you decide to devour the chip you currently have in your hand, with no dip, then resume your turn at the dip with a new chip ready to go when they are done.

by AKAWildcard July 29, 2013