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Higher Chinese

if you enjoy this subject, you have serious mental issues.
higher chinese is bad because it causes a major loss of brain cells, therefore causing the brain to make a bunch of new cells which end up mutating into brain cancer
person a: "i enjoy higher chinese"
person b: "help is available. call the national suicide hotline at-"
by techflier September 9, 2024
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Chinese Kid

A 'Chinese Kid' is basically a living and breathing calculator. Feed it a maths problem and it will spurt out the correct answer. (Note you need to feed and water it)
Checkout my new Chinese Kid!
by hankthesuperhank September 22, 2023
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Chinese Crab

A sexual act involving two people in which one person does a hand stand in front of the other person, while the other person pinches their nipples and eats their ass
A Man taught me how to Chinese crabt behind a Chinese restaurant
by WOD2005 July 27, 2025
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Chinese Dust

Dry hacking cough from smoking weed. The worst dry ones!!!

Or

90 year old chinese guy cum
Dude, I just sucked on chinese dust!!! (Hack hack, cough cough) .
by Monarchballz March 9, 2024
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Chinese Finger Trap

When a girl starts to give you head then you ram your foreskin over the girls lips. The harder she pulls away, the tighter your foreskin traps her lips
I gave jacks mum a Chinese finger trap last night
by sukotto88 July 24, 2021
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Chinese Court

Any encounter that leads to you increased scrutiny.
Officer- “Can you tell me why we want to talk to you?”

Citizen - “probably my feelings about the protests in Hong Kong”

Officer - “Well , that’s not it, but we’ll talk about that later.”

Citizen - wait! Is this a Chinese court?
by Doe Reaper July 11, 2021
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Chinese soup strainer

When you piss and shit into someone’s mouth while their teeth are closed
Yo: Gurt let’s try a Chinese soup strainer

Gurt: oh hell nah
by Markerbiter May 12, 2025
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