Cheese Mullet

The result of a guy sitting on the couch eating Cheetos while getting a blow job and running his fingers through the BJ giver's hair.

I was giving Matt a blow job while he sat on the couch watching Laguna Beach, and I ended up with this really crazy cheese mullet!

by NaughtyGirl September 15, 2008

cheese-shredder

Sponge ruiner.

I have a cheese-shredder at home, which is its positive name. They don't call it by its negative name, which is sponge-ruiner. Because I wanted to clean it, and now I have little bits of sponge that would melt easily over tortilla chips...

by Irving Washington April 2, 2003

cheese crease

The place between a man's scrotum and leg (where the scrotum is always sticking to the leg), usually very sweaty and stinky when one rubs their finger across it.

I stuck my finger in my cheese crease yesterday after taking a jog and the smell almost made me sick.

by baller-b December 8, 2006

cheese louise

It's an explanation that something is too cheesy. Can also mean "cheese alert", stating that what has just been said was too cheesy.

person 1: I want to name one dog Bonnie and one Clyde
person 2: Cheese louise!

by moss12 February 24, 2013

cheese knees

When a large male/female has massive sweat behind the gooch of their knee

That chubstack has massive cheese knees!!

by dansby jones September 6, 2009

shredded cheese

pocket change, loose change

I been trying to stack that cheddar, but all i get is shredded cheese.

by horse-killer May 23, 2016

The Grilled Cheese

"The Grilled Cheese" is when a women has thick vaginal secretions between her labia, which when peeled apart resembles the peeling apart of the two pieces of bread on a grilled cheese sandwich. "The Grilled Cheese" is not to be confused with the edible, grilled cheese sandwich.

Uh honey, I might need some turpentine to thin this out cause you got a solid case of The Grilled Cheese.

by crazyjoey October 1, 2008