cat videos

The Only thing that matters on the internet... (Not including porn)

No internet = No Cat Videos

No Cat Videos = Half of the internet is at war.

by Sanicplaysminecraft September 25, 2016

Turtle Catting

When you crawl around on Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 with a riot shield on your back the whole match

Holy shit why the hell can't I kill that bitch on the ground? He's Turtle Catting that's why

by Mr Pie007 February 17, 2010

Cat-Hate

The hating of the normal house cat due to its creation of sheer annoyance by meowing and generally being an unfaithful little shit.

1: Dude, i fucking hate cats
2: you got some real cat-hate there

by Drako169 December 6, 2009

Doja Cat

Bitch I'm a cow.

Doja Cat is the Princess of Rap.
Moo -Doja Cat

by AndI0op March 2, 2021

momma-cat

verb

1. To grab someone by the back of the neck with a pinch and drag them around.(like a momma cat).

2. To manhandle someone by the neck to get them to do what you want.

That bitch wouldn't cook me dinner so i had to momma-cat her ass back into the kitchen!

by phoneman005 July 1, 2014

hera the cat

a small ferocious animal wants to sleep in a warm place always... kills for food and anyone that messes with her... if your cats name is hera it will be the softest warmest cat ever

hey dude whats your cats name
hera the cat
awe man can i spend the night

by dhoulmagus June 27, 2018

Fuzzy Cat

Another word for fuzzy is hair
And Another word for a cat is a pussy
Therefore it is a hairy puzzy

guy1: Dude did you finger Sara last night?

guy2: No way she had Fuzzy Cat!

guy1: Ewwwww!

by beckysboy August 14, 2010